Seas and Penguins

[Praxius]

Am I the only one who thinks Seals and Penguins have to be the most useless animals on the planet that simply eat up all the food other animals could eat and are only really around to eat fish? That if they weren't around, the environment wouldn't really be impacted much.

I know they're cute and do neat tricks at the zoo, but what if we rounded them all up and fed the world's hungry and third worlds? Maybe even farm them? Does that make me a super villain?

 

[Curious Cdn]

Yup.


The most useless animals appear to be us. We're experts at killing off all of the others.

 

[Blackleaf]

The most useless animal is the panda. It just sits on its arse all day long eating bamboo. It isn't even too keen on shagging and producing new pandas. Attempts to save the panda from extinction are akin to preventing a terminally ill person euthanising themselves.

 

[Danbones]

LOL, and after the seals and penngies are gone we will feed their surviving haters to the starving sharks.


Now of course every seal and penguin on the planet wants "start wreck" banished to the far reaches of the universe for ever for representing extinktional genocide.

I say sure, and all the TV watching Humans can go too

 

[petros]

Nope. I agree. I have had bait stolen by seals and sea lions more time than I can count.

Lazy f-ckers.

Welfare sea mammals.

 

[Danbones]

Well, maybe you are a poor baiter
become a master!

That will save the enrollment fee back to you in lost bait over time.

 

[taxslave]

Am I the only one who thinks Seals and Penguins have to be the most useless animals on the planet that simply eat up all the food other animals could eat and are only really around to eat fish? That if they weren't around, the environment wouldn't really be impacted much.

I know they're cute and do neat tricks at the zoo, but what if we rounded them all up and fed the world's hungry and third worlds? Maybe even farm them? Does that make me a super villain?

Orcas eat seals.

 

[Praxius]

Orcas eat seals.

And so do polar bears, but Polar Bears can learn to fish like every other bear. Orcas can hunt dolphins.... Another useless animal.

Unless of course you can get dolphins to talk like on SeaQuest.

 

[petros]

Dolphins are rapists.

 

[MHz]

I know they're cute and do neat tricks at the zoo, but what if we rounded them all up and fed the world's hungry and third worlds? Maybe even farm them? Does that make me a super villain?

Farming them requires you feed and house them, don't see that happening anytime soon. How about putting some nets under the cliffs lemmings jump off.

How about scooping up the carcasses of the animals that drown crossing rivers in Africa?? ( a better option would be to landscape the rivers so there are no bottlenecks on the far side of the river so no drownings would take place and the number are taken while still alive)

Dolphins are rapists.

Do you have any physical scars to back that up??

And so do polar bears, but Polar Bears can learn to fish like every other bear. Orcas can hunt dolphins.... Another useless animal.

Unless of course you can get dolphins to talk like on SeaQuest.

We could also make Hudson Bay a big fish farm and no others would have to die to fed us. (probably have enough leftovers to feed a few critters as well)

 

[Curious Cdn]

Dolphins are rapists.

So wear a whistle around your neck the next time you go swimming in the sea.

 

[MHz]

And get bungholed by a gay lifeguard?? Blowing the whistle make it a team sport, . . . sport.

 

[Danbones]

Geez, everyone knows whistles attract sea mammals, that's how they talk

hey baby whats your "sine"?

lol rape...what would you expect after that?

 

[Bar Sinister]

The most useless animal is the panda. It just sits on its arse all day long eating bamboo. It isn't even too keen on shagging and producing new pandas. Attempts to save the panda from extinction are akin to preventing a terminally ill person euthanising themselves.

Hey without Pandas bamboo would take over the world. It is one of the fastest growing plants. We need something to control it.