Christians don't be enthusiastic about the Christ

captain morgan

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How do you know so much about goats?

My actual knowledge of goats is limited to the word bleat (or bleating), however, after hearing about these most heinous violations of goats in the carnal sense, I have now vowed to take-up the cause in educating the public on the harm and negative goat-psychology that accompanies goat rape.

I urge you, darkbeaver, to be the first to donate to #goatvirginitymatters.

Give til it hurts bud... Do it for the kids

PS - until I get the actual account set up, you'll have to send cash by mail. e-transfer, pledging of hard assets through my lawyer and/or agree to sell any vital organs that you aren't using for the good of the cause
 

captain morgan

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Excellent... My intuition suggests that you have a business mind.

No reason that we can't parley this into a real big money maker... I'm thinking bigger than greenpeace.

Of course I will suggest that we do this for the kids (hehe), but a modest salary in addition to a raft of milestone bonuses, honorariums and what not and there's no reason that we can't be sipping cocktails on a Bahamian beach and running the show from there.
 

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So you're saying it's ok to rape children and goats, along with murdering people, if they have transgressed?

Idiot, what are you saying: are you the goat or you have a goat mind, or have you gotten mind? :faroah:

Do you beat your wives if they don't obey you, selfsame?

My wives do obey me, and I need not beat them, but I need beat others. :faroah:

This is the same old stuff that is regurgitated constantly to the point
where anyone who would believe this stuff should line up to buy the
Brooklyn Bridge.
I don't give a fig about religion as a product brand name anymore I
want my God to do what I want instead of having all these damn rules.
What this person needs is a night out on the town with drinks women
and a party atmosphere to top off the evening. No books no regrets
just one hell of a good time.

If you want God to do what you want, but you don't want to do what God wants, then you have made yourself a god.

Of course I will suggest that we do this for the kids (hehe), but a modest salary in addition to a raft of milestone bonuses

hehe, captain, hehe. :faroah:

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As I said before, I don't defend Muslims; I defend the Islam and the Quran.
So Muslims are more than 1.5 billions; so out of all these what can I say: are they angels? No, of course, most of them are sinners, as are all other people everywhere.
So when I speak about the Quran, then some Jews and Zionists and some Muslims even come and say: goat rapers, children rapers, killers ; I need not say anything to them other than: you may be worse.

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Idiot, what are you saying: are you the goat or you have a goat mind, or have you gotten mind? :faroah:



My wives do obey me, and I need not beat them, but I need beat others. :faroah:



If you want God to do what you want, but you don't want to do what God wants, then you have made yourself a god. :faroah:



hehe, captain, hehe. :faroah:

As I said before, I don't defend Muslims; I defend the Islam and the Quran.
So Muslims are more than 1.5 billions; so out of all these what can I say: are they angels? No, of course, most of them are sinners, as are all other people everywhere.
So when I speak about the Quran, then some Jews and Zionists and some Muslims even come and say: goat rapers, children rapers, killers ; I need not say anything to them other than: you may be worse.

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I think you're a fawkin poser Selfstench and you get off on trying to pull peoples chains.
 

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God - be glorified - sent His messengers and revealed to them the heavenly Books so that people will be kind to each other and help each other and to worship Him alone without associate or equal.
But people disobeyed the messengers and wronged each other.

So speaking badly about Muslims: I agree they are bad and so bad; but others are more worse, and now the atheism, homosexuality, prostitution, gambling and contradicting all the commandments of God are prevalent all over the world.

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Had Muslims been good and righteous and had they worked according to the Quran and had they not been enthusiastic about imams and sheikhs, they would not have been in this bad condition.
They are bad and evil and wicked, but I hope not all people; there is the moral, the generous behaviour, the good manners and may be some people believe in God alone without associate and they do not exaggerate about imams and sheikhs and they read the Quran and hold fast with glorifying God Most Gracious.

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So for 45 years Abu abd-Allah spoke with them, and they deny and refuse: what he invited them for: to glorify God alone and to refrain from their enthusiasm; so he invited them to their glory, and they refused.
He went to the ministry of defense at some period, and told them: "Give me an army to be under my leadership, and I will liberate Palestine, because it is decreed in my name; none other than I can liberate Palestine."

They thought he was mad, and did not respond to him.
He invited them to the 'exclusive devotion to God alone', and most of them, except very few, most of them denied.
And he told me once before his death: "What afflicts them is because they deny me."

And now you come and say: goat rapers, children rapers.
Yes they are and more.

But don't exclude others: Jews the guilty, and Christians are in manifest error of the association with God.

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So as I said: I don't defend Muslims, but I defend the Islam and the Quran.
Then when I see some guys scald Muslims with their bad words, then I say: if you are just and fair then criticize yourselves before criticizing others.
What I tell you is about the Quran not about Muslims. Most of Muslims now oppose the 'exclusive devotion to God alone' and they follow the fanatism about their sects and their imams and sheikhs, and they commit every abominable act.
 

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I might have put you in a pressure cooker, but you are detestable.


Tell me something, do you actually believe any of this nonsense? Because that's what it is. Can't draw a picture of Mohammed, but let's all dress like him and grow a beard like him and... People like you are worse than Bieber Fans.
 

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God - be glorified - sent His messengers and revealed to them the heavenly Books so that people will be kind to each other and help each other and to worship Him alone without associate or equal.
 

DaSleeper

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Don't you just love self righteous people

Ode To an Idiot


I work so hard; Why? I care little to nothing about most of the things for which I labor so intensely. I wonder when it turned into this. We are dependents on an invisible force that leads us to believe that reality television is more entertaining than the stars. We are dependent on a force that leads us believe that food comes from a grocery store. I can't remember the last time I saw a farm. I feel so consumed by "what is". I am ready to start looking beyond "is" into oblivion. I want to be as content as an idiot. Intellect and education are so over-rated. I am imagining two starving men. One man knows he is hungry, and he hears and feels every grumbling pain in his stomach. He tends not to smile because he is hungry, he has no energy because he is hungry, he is angry because he is hungry, he is hurting because he is hungry, he is sad because he is hungry, and he dies because the the hunger consumes him. The other man is out of his god damned mind. His stomach is as empty as his wallet, but he's always smiling even though his teeth are rotten, and is of great cheer. When it rains, he dances in it. When it is lightening, he tries to predict when the thunder will sound, and he finds just as much delight in his inaccuracy as he does in his accuracy; his stomach is empty. He speaks to every passer by, and shouts "Hey fwiend!...I luh yew!",with an extremely child like presence, and more people than not turn up their noses in Self-righteous disgust. This man's body has not received the appropriate nourishment to sustain his physical body, and he dies. What's the difference between the two men? They both suffered what seemed to be the most miserable death. Remarkable are the separate realities the men lived. One man decided to live in "what is", and the other lived beyond "is" into oblivion. The latter man seemed to have an innate understanding that food only nourished the body; something completely different nourished his soul, and that "something" was so fulfilling that it made him impartial to existing physically. Because life to him wasn't living or dieing, he was eternal. In his universe there was no 12 o'clock pm or 3 o'clock am. In his universe, it was just a good time to be whoever he was at any give extension of his experience on this planet, so on behalf of all the blissfully ignorant souls, I say(in the voice of Fred Sanford), "I'm comin' to join you 'lizabeth!"