TKO Target can't handle the Canadian market

MHz

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It is still an issue of you can't have a bustling economy and have target closing stores at the same time. Target won't be the only doors closing and what is going to fill those spots up that creates even more jobs.
 

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We are a nation of dog fu€let's, look at our government workers, we are not a picture of good work ethic, and hard working people.
 

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There are countries in this world where they shot execution style dog fu€let's like Canadians workers
 

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No one likes to admit it, and the truth hurt's. But no one can deny how lazy we are.

You haven't been licking the children's toys from Target have you?

Why? Cause you believe our government workers work hard?

You're the one licking lead if you believe that.
 

darkbeaver

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Jack Layton was awesome.. he would be PM if he lived.

I'm republican, but pro Canada. Canada 1st. Dump NAFTA and bring back the manufacturing jobs to Canada..

NAFTA is great for the 1%'ers, not so much for the Working Class.

But NAFTA has made us the fastest growing economy in the world.


I think if there was market Target could handle it.
 

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We can't even run simple cookie cutter retail stores. Like target.

Every one said this target move in, was going to be a easy slam dunk. And along the way stupid dog fu€Klet Canadian workers ****ed this up.

What target needed was hard working folks and this venture would have been just fine.
 

darkbeaver

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We can't even run simple cookie cutter retail stores. Like target.

Every one said this target move in, was going to be a easy slam dunk. And along the way stupid dog fu€Klet Canadian workers ****ed this up.

What target needed was hard working folks and this venture would have been just fine.

Slavery is ileagle in Canada so Targets planning was flawed maybe. We should have volunteered to intern and sleep in the parking lot for couple of years if we were really interested in jobs. We could have just handed our paycheques right back to Target and created the market they needed. Forking lazy Canadians. Nobody should build anything in Canada if they expect to get good workers here. You can get Thai staff for a fraction of the cost and they're easier to pack into dorm trailors. Until Canadians are downsized we won't be able to compete.


You lost your wife at Target? Man, you should sue!

I think she might have just slipped away from him in the crowd.
 

MHz

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Lazy isn't the right term, we though the building boom after a long depression and a long war would last longer than it did. High unemployment is a bad thing if there is no outlet for the unemployed. Let the homeless in and let them fix the place up using the recycle bin. Cover the parking lot with enough black dirt that it can grow food items, ones that grow under the ground in case of frost.

The promotion to let Target in is the same form of process that is used for any business that is part of a chain. In the past a new mall consisted of 1 or 2 national chains as the base and then the size was determined by population and wealth of the location.

Now you have an empty building and no prospect of customers and a neighborhood with less actual income. For myself I can see a potential to getting the little money they have while making the investment as small as possible. I'm going to assume that when the general public walks into a 'business' you have to ensure their safety. Since the business is more like a return to the 50's and the Drive-In the paying customers walk up to a window and pick items up and then walk back to their car and that is where they are for the duration of their stay. What they pick up at the window is some air-bags that fit under their car that turn it into a VR controller and the network that is running inside gives them 100 different choices of which 'ride' you are on. FPS could have one player being controlled by 1 to 4 people as long as they are in the sane vehicle.
Use the right menu and your smart car is a rock-crawler with a top speed of 10kph but it is at a 75d pitch without sliding and the next driver is driving around some g00gled 3d city. On a good night the lot would be full and the servers inside don't need toi ever shut down but rented hardware would need to be returned so it can be rented out again.

Sign a waiver to get inside and once in there you get access to all the rooms where the rides are developed of to take advantage of the better than average VR cave that also has 360dof and g-force motors that don't lag even when moving 3 people. (lots of 2nd hand items of that nature available at scrap prices)
Now all you need is the 1,000 customers in the lot and each paying $5 per day or 5 customers each paying 1,000 a day (home system weekend rate for the ones that still have jobs)

The best customers are the older generation as they have the cash and are bored and you have the young adults just out of school and more time on their hands than the pamphlet indicated. Old guys in the garage and the younger ones doing the field work would be this old guys choice. Indoor farmers market if you can create that many stalls and still have people not get lost.

We should have volunteered to intern and sleep in the parking lot for couple of years
Banned, . . . the people doing were deemed to be having too much fun for their own good.

"J'étais Target" signs are being prepared for the mass rally in support of the retailer.
Targeted audience?
 

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MHz

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It was the barmaids in the 'too cold outside war' that were the most productive in delivering the defeat.
 

Angstrom

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Yes exactly what I said, we are a bunch of entitled lazy dog fu€Klet's who spend their days at work looking for places to hide.

We work harder at finding ways to not work then actually doing our work.

That's our work culture, we even make jokes about it at work like it's perfectly fine

Anyone has amy solid proof to deny what I'm saying?
 

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Yes exactly what I said, we are a bunch of entitled lazy dog fu€Klet's who spend their days at work looking for places to hide.

We work harder at finding ways to not work then actually doing our work.

That's our work culture, we even make jokes about it at work like it's perfectly fine

Anyone has amy solid proof to deny what I'm saying?
You realise that when you say "we," you are including yourself?
 

Angstrom

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If we can't even find proof to deny what I'm saying let's be adults and accept and admit how lazy we really are.

You realise that when you say "we," you are including yourself?

Yes cause I'm a grown man and I can admit to my imperfections.
Something 90% of Canadians can't even do.
 

MHz

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I'll take that as 'no plans for the building'.
If the old rule was 'no drugs while working' now when an exciting day is the mailman coming and going it is still 'no drugs'. What do you think those old hooka pipes came with 6 hoses?

You do know we can print unlimited money and it will never get paid back, whether we max the card out or not.