Scientists Say Smelling Farts Might Prevent Cancer

Locutus

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best you hear this stuff from Uncle Locutus first:



It has been a weird week in health news. First doctors said that Justin Bieber might save young boys’ lives (the “hip” bowl cut is actually a form of sun protection — skin cancer be gone!), and now scientists out of the University of Exeter are implying that smelling farts could actually prevent cancer, among other diseases.

“Although hydrogen sulfide gas”—produced when bacteria breaks down food—”is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases,” Dr. Mark Wood said in a university release.

Although the stinky gas can be noxious in large doses, scientists believe that a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria.

Researchers are even coming up with their own compound to emulate the stinky smell’s health benefits.

“‘We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria,” Professor Matt Whiteman, who worked on the study to be published in the Medicinal Chemistry Communications journal, said.

So thank the guy in the elevator. While it might have seemed like the ride from hell, IT MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE.


Smelling Farts Has Health Benefits - TIME


 

DaSleeper

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Showed that thread to my wife......
She said that she might consider getting cancer as a valid option when I cut one in the middle of the night....lol
 

lone wolf

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In the bush near Sudbury
Blessed be ye who speaks without a tongue
Speak again, oh Toothless One...

...on second thought, your breath stinks.

A fart is merely buttcheeks applauding the escape of gas.

Damned azzhole's been following me around all day.

...any wonder someone said I'm a bad influence on the grandkids?
 

Tonington

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if true then we shall have to heed the advice of that ever wise and highly informed sage Ben Franklin when he said,




Not really true, Loc just wanted to see how many he could get to pull his finger :lol:

What they actually said:
“When cells become stressed by disease, they draw in enzymes to generate minute quantities of hydrogen sulfide. This keeps the mitochondria ticking over and allows cells to live. If this doesn’t happen, the cells die and lose the ability to regulate survival and control inflammation,” Whiteman explained in a press release. “We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria. Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive.”
Read more at No, Smelling Farts Can't Cure Cancer | IFLScience

Though I guess they could be farting out the compound and catching it with bags.:smile:
 

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