"Churchianity"

Tecumsehsbones

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Some(Christians) believe she is promoting satanism and the occult with her magical story.
Well, when you start out believing some beardy old guy sitting on a cloud is going to torture you forever if you jerk off, it's not a big leap to imagining that a British schoolteacher is the supernatural **** of another big guy, only red and with horns this time, who wants you to have fun before he tortures you forever.

I mean, really, have you ever LISTENED to these lunatics?
 

Twila

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Well, when you start out believing some beardy old guy sitting on a cloud is going to torture you forever if you jerk off, it's not a big leap to imagining that a British schoolteacher is the supernatural **** of another big guy, only red and with horns this time, who wants you to have fun before he tortures you forever.

I mean, really, have you ever LISTENED to these lunatics?


No, there is a point where the craziness and absurdity of what they're preaching has me thinking I'd be better served if I went and watched Here Comes Honey Boo boo or reruns of Gilligans Island.
 

Motar

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To CJ and Motar, the entire Bible is THE word of God.

The entire Bible is the revelation of God, Gerry. The representative people of Israel and the representative person of Jesus Christ interact throughout the written record to reveal God.
 

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Well, when you start out believing some beardy old guy sitting on a cloud is going to torture you forever if you jerk off, it's not a big leap to imagining that a British schoolteacher is the supernatural **** of another big guy, only red and with horns this time, who wants you to have fun before he tortures you forever.

I mean, really, have you ever LISTENED to these lunatics?
T-Bones,
Methinks that school you once attended has filled your head with deceptions regarding God. God wishes to torture no one.

For thus says the One who is high and lifted up, who inhabits eternity, whose name is Holy: “I dwell in the high and holy place, and also with him who is of a contrite and lowly spirit, to revive the spirit of the lowly, and to revive the heart of the contrite.
 

Motar

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God wishes to torture no one.

For thus says the One who is high and lifted up, who inhabits eternity, whose name is Holy: “I dwell in the high and holy place, and also with him who is of a contrite and lowly spirit, to revive the spirit of the lowly, and to revive the heart of the contrite.

"For I take no pleasure in the death of anyone, declares the Sovereign Lord." (Ezekiel 18:32 NIV)
 

gerryh

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The entire Bible is the revelation of God, Gerry. The representative people of Israel and the representative person of Jesus Christ interact throughout the written record to reveal God.


Including Leviticus. Shall we start going through Leviticus and you can tell me that you follow all of "Gods" laws as written out in Leviticus?


and CJ, don't tell me to "forget about Leviticus", it is part of the Bible that you say is ALL a revelation from God. It is ALL God's laws.
 

Motar

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Including Leviticus. Shall we start going through Leviticus and you can tell me that you follow all of "Gods" laws as written out in Leviticus? and CJ, don't tell me to "forget about Leviticus", it is part of the Bible that you say is ALL a revelation from God. It is ALL God's laws.

I will respond to any inquiry which does not include your "I'm not rude..." and "who lit the fuse..." postscripts, Gerry.
 

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I will respond to any inquiry which does not include your "I'm not rude..." and "who lit the fuse..." postscripts, Gerry.
Then let me ask you "what of Leviticus?" Do you follow the law? Is it god's law? Or is just old secular Hebrew law?
 

Motar

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Then let me ask you "what of Leviticus?" Do you follow the law? Is it god's law? Or is just old secular Hebrew law?

I apply Levitical law to the same extent and in the same way that Jesus applies it, Cliffy : )
 

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I apply Levitical law to the same extent and in the same way that Jesus applies it, Cliffy : )
Did Jesus beat women with a stick no bigger around than his thumb? Did Jesus have slaves and did he beat them? Do you submit to the authority of your husband?
 

Tecumsehsbones

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T-Bones,
Methinks that school you once attended has filled your head with deceptions regarding God. God wishes to torture no one.
Nope, it's Christian culture generally.

For thus says the One who is high and lifted up, who inhabits eternity, whose name is Holy: “I dwell in the high and holy place, and also with him who is of a contrite and lowly spirit, to revive the spirit of the lowly, and to revive the heart of the contrite.
How many bible quotes do you want on eternal damnation and the lake of fire?
 

gerryh

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Is that any way for a so called Christian to address his Christian brethren?


and you know what you can do too. He's a hypocrite and refuses to admit his hypocrisy. Both him and CJ both state unequivocally that the entire Bible is the word of God, yet they dance around books like Leviticus. CJ has even had the gall to tell me to stop looking at Leviticus and stop bringing it up. I, at least state up front that I don't follow every book, nor do I think they are all "God's word".

As for me not being a Christian, no one on this earth has the authority to make that decision or statement. There is only one that can make that decision. I am far from perfect, but I am a little better each day/week/month/year. I will never be perfect in this life. I can only do what I can do with Christ's help. I get chastised regularly for taking the easy way out and falling back on my old ways.

There are somethings that are taught/preached that are out right lies. One being that only "true Christians" will "go to heaven" and everyone else will be "cast into hell". One question will be asked. "Do you believe in me now?" Welcome my Son/Daughter". Our Father will not forsake us. Christ's death on the cross ensured that.