World's largest penis frisked by San Fran TSA

[Goober]

You would never have to buy beer. THere will always be some idiot willing to engage in a long cocking contest.

You have never lived until you can make a horse cry.

 

[#juan]

You have never lived until you can make a horse cry.

That may be a bit optimistic. A horse penis can go well over two feet. ......:roll:

 

[taxslave]

You have never lived until you can make a horse cry.

Reminded me of an old joke. Rich guy had an elephant and as a fund raiser he offered $ 1 mil to any one that could make his elephant laugh and cry. Lots tried and failed.
Finally one guy came along and whispered in the elephant's ear. The elephant just howled. Then the guy unzipped his pants and the elephant started to cry.
When asked how he did it he said" I told your elephant I had a bigger cock than him. After he finished laughing I proved it to him.
With that I think I will go look for my metric tapemeasure. Don't need near as many lines to hit double digits.

 

[GroundWater]

I heard the TSA take there job very seriously, they don't dick around!

 

[Nuggler]

8O..........Looks like a decent guy in the vid, but, he could be a real wiener.

sorry.:roll:

Yep, the stereotypes are pure bogus.

True enough. There's a lot of big pricks around of every race and colour................er............so I'm told.............figuratively speaking and all that.

 

[Dexter Sinister]

Yep, the stereotypes are pure bogus.

Yes, I know, and I am strongly resisting the temptation to ask how you know that. I presume we've read the same things.

 

[shadowshiv]

lol... that's what my mind was trying to wrap around too. Either way, I'll never look at Goober the same.

Wasn't that already the case?

 

[karrie]

Yes, I know, and I am strongly resisting the temptation to ask how you know that. I presume we've read the same things.

uhm, yes, I read a lot. That's it.

 

[shadowshiv]

uhm, yes, I read a lot. That's it.

OogedyBoogedy, indeed!8O:lol:

 

[Dexter Sinister]

And in a state of bliss too, according to her current settings.

 

[shadowshiv]

And in a state of bliss too, according to her current settings.

Better than being in a state of perpetual motion(think of the chafing! Ouch!8O:lol...

 

[SLM]

Better than being in a state of perpetual motion(think of the chafing! Ouch!8O:lol...

If you use the right motion lotion that's not a problem.

 

[shadowshiv]

If you use the right motion lotion that's not a problem.

Usin' the lotion for the motion.

 

[karrie]

If you use the right motion lotion that's not a problem.

thus the bliss

 

[SLM]

Usin' the lotion for the motion.

Now you're singing the right song.

thus the bliss

Oh yeah!

 

[Goober]

Reminded me of an old joke. Rich guy had an elephant and as a fund raiser he offered $ 1 mil to any one that could make his elephant laugh and cry. Lots tried and failed.
Finally one guy came along and whispered in the elephant's ear. The elephant just howled. Then the guy unzipped his pants and the elephant started to cry.
When asked how he did it he said" I told your elephant I had a bigger cock than him. After he finished laughing I proved it to him.
With that I think I will go look for my metric tapemeasure. Don't need near as many lines to hit double digits.

Thanks- Measured again- was reading the wrong side of the tape- Now the horse is really laughing.

 

[spaminator]

I wasn't erect at the time

lucky for them.

 

[shadowshiv]

thus the bliss

LOL! Good to hear.

Now you're singing the right song.



Oh yeah!

How do the lyrics go?

 

[SLM]

How do the lyrics go?

Oh they're not coherent words if you're doing it right!