Wrong again. You can spin the texts to mean pretty much anything you want (MHz is the local master at that, but I'd bet you wouldn't accept a lot of what he says either), but really it's a matter of what the book plainly says versus what we now know to be true. The order of creation described in Genesis is wrong, there was no global flood, the walls of Jericho didn't fall down, and so on. If you don't know the difference between a fact and an opinion, you're never going to make sense of the world.