I have a few quotes, too.
Those who rebel by choosing this life over the next will go to hell.
79:37-39
So we should live in the fantasy of the future, not the reality of now. Interesting.
Disbelievers are wicked people. On the last day they will be in darkness and have dust on their faces.
80:40-42
Oh, yeah. We dreaded atheists always doing evil. DANGER! WARNING! BEWARE!
Oh, here's a nice one from a merciful god: Allah plots against non-Muslims.
86:16 You're all toast you Christians, Buddhists, Taoists, Jews, pagans.
Allah is the creator of evil. We must try to avoid Allah's evil creations.
113:1-2 8O
The doom is coming soon.
75:35 Wait! Wasn't this written hundreds of centuries ago? How soon is soon?
You don't have to be chaste around your wives or your slave girls.
70:29-30 8O Slaves? It's ok to fool around with your slaves? Wouldn't all your wives object to that?
Muhammad's wives need to be careful. If they criticize their husband, Allah will replace them with better ones.
66:5 Nice. Hey, Mu, that tie doesn't go with that suit. BOOT!
Allah seals the hearts of those who believe and then disbelieve so that they can understand nothing.
63:3 Funny. I understood that.