The Herald of Doom!
Hey, that's an awesome video game, don't defile it by comparing it to Herld. 8O
The Miracles of Christ
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Hey, that's an awesome video game, don't defile it by comparing it to Herld. 8O
Another miracle or two.
Turning chickens into nuggets.
Paying annual taxes quarterly.
Sending messages on teeny electrons instead of pigeons.
Turning chickens into nuggets.
Paying annual taxes quarterly.
Sending messages on teeny electrons instead of pigeons.
Yep, the Blessed Colonel is on his way to sainthood!
A second of his miracles is turning pale coleslaw into a brilliant fluorescent green.
No, I think the Bible's got more substance than that. As historical records or scientific information they're all pretty much useless, but the Bible's got much more depth and at least tries to address serious issues that afflict us all, like the problem of suffering the Book of Job grapples with.
Wow! ate you two saying it's a miracle that anyone eats it? The, that's the Blessed Colonel's third miracle! Bring in the Devil's advocate! Call Benny! 1-866- GOD-DARN
Not me. lol All I'm saying is I'd rather eat normal chicken not those ones that pushers want me to eat.
Same thing for my philosophy: I'd rather come up with my own version rather than have some pusher foist theirs on me.
the miracles of Jesus would of been written elsewhere other than the bible. He was sent to the cross not for his so called miracles, never was that mentioned to Pilot.
The changing of water into wine is an expression or a metaphoric action .
What I find really sad is the adding of this hocus pocus to what should stand out as his teachings. Funny how he himself kissed other men and was kissed but the church frowns on that......
I will think that adding or turning simple actions , misinterpreted as miracles is todays version of propaganda and hype to politics and politicians.
The changing of water into wine is an expression or a metaphoric action .
What I find really sad is the adding of this hocus pocus to what should stand out as his teachings. Funny how he himself kissed other men and was kissed but the church frowns on that......
I will think that adding or turning simple actions , misinterpreted as miracles is todays version of propaganda and hype to politics and politicians.
Not quite, there chum, I mock those who ram their own interpretations of God down other's throats. You have no bloody business interpreting the actions of the true God, by scare mongering and making threats.
bahahahahahaha. You're swimming in a lake of delusions. :smile: