Woods' wife used golf club to free him from SUV

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My take on it, seeing the pictures, is that she was chasing him, swinging the club, smashing the windows, and likely caused the accident. The whole story about smashing the windows is pretty lame.

But whatever, it's between the two of them, really.

I think too many celebrities get so used to being treated like gods, they forget that they can't have whatever they want.
 

Kreskin

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Jesper Parnevik introduced them, and he sounds pretty pissed off.

Jesper Parnevik To Tiger Woods: 'I Hope She Uses A Driver Next Time'

In the most critical comment from a player, Jesper Parnevik said he owed Nordegren an apology for introducing her to Woods. She once worked as a nanny for the Parnevik family.
"We probably thought he was a better guy than he is," Parnevik told The Golf Channel from West Palm Beach, Fla., where he is in the final stage of PGA Tour qualifying.

Police said Woods' wife told them she smashed out the back window of his Cadillac Escalade SUV with a golf club to help get him out after he struck a fire hydrant and tree.

"I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron," Parnevik said, adding that he has not spoken to Woods since the accident.

"It's a private thing, of course," the Swede said. "But when you are the guy he is - the world's best athlete - you should think more before you do stuff ... and maybe not 'Just do it,' like Nike says."
 

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Poor Tiger. The sending of another 30,000 troops into harm's way in Afghanistan seemed to get totally eclipsed by the Tiger saga. If he thought his privacy was infringed before, he's set himself up for months if not years of tabloid fodder.

Looking at pictures of Jaimee Grubbs, Woods' apparent mistress, there seems to be a resemblance to the people ARod dated after ditching his pretty school teacher wife last year.

They are ambitious cocktail waitresses/ movie star wannabes. They have surgically puffed up lips and breasts, and, while attractive in 'truck stop/ bar maid' kind of way.. they also.. to put it somewhat unkindly seem to have the tread marks of the hard life.

High powered sports stars seem to have an attraction for 'rough trade'

They also seem to be more than willing to throw their ex boyfriends under the wheels of on coming traffic for a few grand and some photo publicity. My sense is we might not have seen the end of Tiger's bimbo eruptions.
 
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Well, we can label Tiger as a bimbo now too, as his behavior fits rightin.And the 'sorry' story is comical, as he is 'only sorry' he has been caught,and if he hadn't, he would still be behaving in this sleezy manner.I guess he sees his wife as just another bimbo, including her in hismanagerie of sleep-overs.She still has a chance for a new and happy life, she would be wise topack up those two kids, and head back to Sweden. She can get back to her roots, be around family and friends, and she will have enough money to start up a nice business, or whatever she wants, she is well educated. How does one put all of that 'crap' behind you, an affair of almost 2years, and other conquests as well, and I wonder if more will surface.Those texts and cell calls, that are out there for public consumption are disgusting. She deserves much better, it's not as though the marriage was old and stale, kids grown and out of the house, she was pregnant with their first child, and has had another since, still very young and beautiful.He is a very stupid man with no class whatsoever, and what we saw asclass was just on the surface.
 

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Tiger must have one helluva woody right now. Elin has surely cut him off, and his lineup of gals are out for now. Must be doing the palm putter for relief.
 

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talloola

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Shootin' a bogey.

There are too many other names on his penis now, it's old and shabby,has been around the block, might be infected, it only deserves shabbywomen now, just as those he's been with over the past two years.They all deserve each other.
 

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Well, we can label Tiger as a bimbo now too, as his behavior fits rightin.And the 'sorry' story is comical, as he is 'only sorry' he has been caught,and if he hadn't, he would still be behaving in this sleezy manner.I guess he sees his wife as just another bimbo, including her in hismanagerie of sleep-overs.She still has a chance for a new and happy life, she would be wise topack up those two kids, and head back to Sweden. She can get back to her roots, be around family and friends, and she will have enough money to start up a nice business, or whatever she wants, she is well educated. How does one put all of that 'crap' behind you, an affair of almost 2years, and other conquests as well, and I wonder if more will surface.Those texts and cell calls, that are out there for public consumption are disgusting. She deserves much better, it's not as though the marriage was old and stale, kids grown and out of the house, she was pregnant with their first child, and has had another since, still very young and beautiful.He is a very stupid man with no class whatsoever, and what we saw asclass was just on the surface.

Yeah, she is certainly justified in being pissed off and dumping the jackass.Reconciliation (unfortunately) will be difficult after her oh-so-public humiliation.But I doubt she will need to seek employment at the local sweartshop.....she would be walking with something in the area of one or two hundred million bucks....at the very least Tiger is worth 769 million dollars.I'm in the wrong business.
 

talloola

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Yeah, she is certainly justified in being pissed off and dumping the jackass.Reconciliation (unfortunately) will be difficult after her oh-so-public humiliation.But I doubt she will need to seek employment at the local sweartshop.....she would be walking with something in the area of one or two hundred million bucks....at the very least Tiger is worth 769 million dollars.I'm in the wrong business.

Yes, she will have plenty of money to start a new life somewhere,and she can spend some time moving away from this sleezy situation,bring her kids up how she wants, (I know he will see them, he is theirdad, so can't get away from that), and someday have a different husband,who might appreciate her and her children,she can move on.There is no reason for her to stand by 'her' man as they say, they arenot joined at the hip, she is an individual in this world.Oh, but she loves him you say?, come on, she loved the guy she thoughtwas her husband, he has betrayed her hundreds of times, with differentwomen, not just once, if that was the case, sure they could work itout, if she wanted to.
 

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Yeah, she is certainly justified in being pissed off and dumping the jackass.Reconciliation (unfortunately) will be difficult after her oh-so-public humiliation.But I doubt she will need to seek employment at the local sweartshop.....she would be walking with something in the area of one or two hundred million bucks....at the very least Tiger is worth 769 million dollars.I'm in the wrong business.

He had a prenuptial.. By the sounds of it all she would get from the original would be $20 Million but if she has agreed to a new version it would be worth $60 to $75 Million.... Money it seems can buy love.. :lol::lol:

Details of Elin Woods' newly rewritten prenup emerge - Devil Ball Golf - Golf Blog - Yahoo! Sports