Jesus and cannabis

[darkbeaver]

Jul 22 11:42

WAS JESUS A STONER?

This holy anointing oil, as described in the original Hebrew version of the recipe in Exodus (30:22-23), contained over six pounds of kaneh-bosem, a substance identified by respected etymologists, linguists, anthropologists, botanists and other researchers as cannabis, extracted into about six quarts of olive oil, along with a variety of other fragrant herbs. The ancient anointed ones were literally drenched in this potent mixture.

 

[DurkaDurka]

Nice! So the whole resurrection thing was obviously cannabis induced.

 

[darkbeaver]

Idon't know about that but I do know that you ain't christian unless you bath in cannabis oil.

 

[lone wolf]

You'd have to bathe in it.... The darned wet papers wouldn't light....

 

[DurkaDurka]

Idon't know about that but I do know that you ain't christian unless you bath in cannabis oil.

lmao! Have the priests bathing his flock with a paintbrush and a couple gallons of cannabis oil.

 

[Unforgiven]

So if you do bath in it, does that make you Christian or Jewish?

 

[sirlorenzo]

Sweet body buzz!

 

[DurkaDurka]

So if you do bath in it, does that make you Christian or Jewish?

Does it really matter? Go with the buzz, brother dude

 

[taxslave]

Now that would be fun in a hot tub. No worries about wet papers or loosing the pipe.

 

[Liberalman]

The first time I smoked cannibis I said Jesus so it must be right

 

[Unforgiven]

Does it really matter? Go with the buzz, brother dude

Hell ya! If you're Jewish it's the snip! 8O

 

[YukonJack]

I find this post/thread and all responses to it every bit as offensive as a gay person would find being called a f*g or a black person a N***er.

 

[Liberalman]

The people that do circumcision are in it for the tips.

 

[Liberalman]

cannibis would have helped to ease the pain

 

[lone wolf]

I find this post/thread and all responses to it every bit as offensive as a gay person would find being called a f*g or a black person a N***er.

That's okay Jack. It quite likely finds you offensive

 

[DurkaDurka]

I find this post/thread and all responses to it every bit as offensive as a gay person would find being called a f*g or a black person a N***er.

Everything about you is offensive, now piss off.

 

[YukonJack]

"Everything about you is offensive, now piss off."

DurkaDurka,you are so generous with your overly civil and kind compliments, that it makes me tremble with humility.

How can I rate for such kindness?

 

[DurkaDurka]

"Everything about you is offensive, now piss off."

DurkaDurka,you are so generous with your overly civil and kind compliments, that it makes me tremble with humility.

How can I rate for such kindness?

You rate pretty high on the obnoxious scale, that's about it.

 

[YukonJack]

"You rate pretty high on the obnoxious scale, that's about it."

DurkaDurka, I think you are unaware of two facts:

1. This thread is not in the Steel Cage.
2. The Steel Cage has been cancelled.

So, if you have nothing but personal insults, let us agree to disagree and call off this nonsense.

 

[DurkaDurka]

"You rate pretty high on the obnoxious scale, that's about it."

DurkaDurka, I think you are unaware of two facts:

1. This thread is not in the Steel Cage.
2. The Steel Cage has been cancelled.

So, if you have nothing but personal insults, let us agree to disagree and call off this nonsense.

Fair enough :smile: