Latest Sign Civilization Will End: Man Walks Near Woman

Tyr

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Everybody panic!
UCONN Police Reporting a Suspicious Occurrence and Safety Alert:

On 2/7/09 at approximately 6:35 PM a suspicious incident occurred at Hilltop Apartments, in the parking lot between the Beard and French buildings. A male approached a female from the opposite direction and came up within several feet of her personal space. The female turned around and left the area. The male walked away in the opposite direction. The male did not say anything or make physical contact with the female. The intention of the male is unknown. Description as follows: a white male 6' 0" with shoulder length brown hair wearing a red or brown cloth jacket and jeans. Male described as older than college age. The male had a round face and large build.
If you have any information or witnessed the incident please call UConn Police at 486-4800. As always, you are encouraged to travel in groups at night and in well lit areas. Please notify police of any suspicious activity to police immediately.
God help this guy if he had said hello, they might have called in the SWAT team and an FBI profiler.
 

mt_pockets1000

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Jun 22, 2006
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That's terrifying! I see it all the time here in Edmonton. People walking within 2-3 feet of each other, standing too close at bus stops, actually touching each other on crowded busses. It's getting so I'm afraid to leave the house anymore.
 

Zzarchov

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well, if he'd had a solid muscular build, square jaw and glowing smile there would be no cause of alarm.
 

Diarygirl

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Scary world at times, all a person can do is use common sense and intuition. Could have happened by chance and innocently, but then again, if she sensed fear and was shaken up, perhaps she should trust her intuition and stop walking alone in the evening or night. Dangerous enough during daylight!
 

Spade

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I suggest large men try to wear women's clothing at night so as not to startle women. And, if a man approaches, scream and run to the nearest home and loudly knock on the door!

Just joking!
 

Goober

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I suggest large men try to wear women's clothing at night so as not to startle women. And, if a man approaches, scream and run to the nearest home and loudly knock on the door!

Just joking!

Spade
And what about the thin man – I thing they should all be treated the same – wear tight fitting spandex – of course a thong underneath for all men of various sizes would be entirely appropriate – that way nothing is left to the imagination – Shudder
That would be the 1st step in the equality of the sexes -
 

Scott Free

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I already posted this in the WTF is wrong with police thread.

I think it's pretty obvious we need more laws and bigger weapons for police.