I Hate Canadians

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The top of my list has to be the Canadian Tire Couple



Is there a more annoying couple on the planet.


A close second would be the worst actor ever....





They use his rendition of Mr Tambourine Man to torture inmates at Gitmo.

This guy...



Not sure who he is but he has the nerve to get involved in "our" politics.


Ken Dryden



He quit hockey have a regular job. Good Canadians wouldn't do that

My next door neighbor




She always leave the curtain open when she exercises. It leaves me feeling weak to the point that I'm ready to pass out.


This beaver..



He looks stupid and gives the impression that Canadians are dumb


This guy from Brokeback Mountain





This guy managed to convince every American that we live in igloos...what an arse

 
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Do you hate him just because he has your tie?

I should let you know that he also drank all the beer.
 
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The famous Canadian Tire couple....if you watch them, you'll realize that he is supposed to make you think of Bob Vila, and she was, originally, imitating Martha Stewart.

That's why there just so annoying.
 
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Not funny. Never were funny. I hate 'em. :x
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Hate'em ? I Strange that you would not switch channels rather than watch and hate'em.
Steve Smith staged 300 episodes over 15 years. Re-runs are still on daily. He had a sizable following in Canada and the USA. He received the Order of Canada.
The New Red Green Show - T.V. Stations
He remained in Canada. (Pat went to California for a couple of years played serious support roles well but returned to the show.)
I watched bits of the show in passing. He represented the Northern Canadian well. Duct Tape and wire, Canada's fix all. The show consisted of all men making fun of themselves while trying to make, obtain what they could not afford to buy, usually failing.
Gorden Pinsent, Grahame Greene, Charlie Farquerson were some of the guests. He never swore, attacked or made comments to hurt people or made political comments, the show's characters were original except for guests who came with their bags. Over 100,000 registered members in his fan club.
Point is;;;; You may find his humour devoid of any merit, absolute garbage--but he gave no one reason to hate. Strange that you would focus on Red Green out of all those thousands! You greatly disliked the show! OK
 
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OMG, it's a lab monkey. Health Canada refuses to take responsibility for him, so he was left to run loose on CBC air waves. They pay him in trail mix and booster juice.

 
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I LOVE William Shatner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love his Has Been cd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The album was produced by Ben Folds
There are guest appearances by: Joe Jackson, Henry Rollins, Andrew Belew.

And as Captain Kirk he was my first crush...

And he was awesome in Twilight Zone. So there!

As far as Canadians I hate...Maybe Celine Dion...she has far too nice a voice and is way too happy to be a true Canadian.
 
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How the hell could anybody not mention this yet:

^ With her giant Honker, pedophile husband and crappy music she doesn't write herself (Yes, I can and will be harsh) She should head back to Las Vegas to be won in a bet by someone in the middle east, then takes her back there and we never see her again.

Speaking of Honkers, but in the sense of voice passing through the nose:

^ Jezuz, how the hell did she get famous again? I bet if I stuck a carrot up my arse, twisted and screamed through my nose, I could sell a few million copies too. Oh wait..... I'd have to out do her and scream through my ears.

And I know I'm really going to hell for this one, but here goes:

^ That's right.... the Friendly Giant..... suck it all in, I said it.

"One little chair for one of you, and a bigger chair for two to curl up in, and for someone who likes to rock, a rocking chair in the middle. Now look up..... Look Waaaayyyyy Up..... and I'll call Rusty."

That damn quote has been engrained into my brain since the age of 2 and I can not wipe it from my memory no matter how much vodka and dope I saturate it with...... before you know it, I'm staggering downtown, screaming at the top of my lungs: "LOOK UP! LOOK WAAAAAAAAAA...... *burp/drools*..... hic.... and I'LL CALL RUSTY!!!"

And me being a decent amount above the average height, closer to the 7' then the 6' mark, it kinda works, but that's not the point! That man turned me into a drunk by the age of 5 *chucks bottle at photo on the desk* ~ Cheap B*stard! He always liked Rusty better!!!

Who's next?


^ No not just this dim wit..... then entire show. How the hell did this show last so long and become so popular in the first place? Is it really that boring out west?? No screwed up drug deals, no attempts to thwart Mr. Lahey's plans to become trailer park supervisor..... again.... no swearing..... just half-assed-rip-off Seinfeld jokes..... and Seinfeld wasn't even that funny either.

Next:

^ Fall Out Boy..... Gawd.... when witll all this Emo crap end? The singer's got a decent voice, I'll give em that, but them mutton chops ain't helping you look any thiner buddy, and compensating with your emo cool-wannabe guitarist who isn't really all that talented in the first place and is only in the band cuz the ladies like him, ain't helping things. Realize your place in the music industry, accept it, and just fade away.

That's it for now, but don't worry, I'll be back. :twisted:
 
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Twila said:
I LOVE William Shatner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love his Has Been cd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have that CD. It's my dirty little secret. I have a real soft spot for "That's Me Trying". It is one of the main reasons Bill is so high on my list. Only a real arse would make people like him after "Rocket Man"
 
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Gawd how I've wanted to smack the smiles off of these people's faces

Skinamarinky-dynky dynk skinamarinky do - I hate you.
 
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Cannuck said:


Gawd how I've wanted to smack the smiles off of these people's faces

Skinamarinky-dynky dynk skinamarinky do - I hate you.
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I yes, that also reminds me of:



POLKA DOT DOOR!

and



SIZE SMALLLLL..... TREMBLE IN FEAR OF THE GREAT SPOON PLAYING RECORD MAN!!!!!! BASK IN HIS GLORY AS HE CLICKS HIS SPOONS TOGETHER AND THEN TWIRLS AROUND IN ONE SPOT TO CONTINUE CLICKING HIS SPOONS AGAIN!!!!!!
 
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