Fill-a-soffical thought for the day.

Nuggler

kind and gentle
Feb 27, 2006
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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

Then, to everyone's amazement he quietened down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.


Give more.

Expect less



NOW ............

Enough of that crap ...
The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

You have two choices..smile and close this page,
or pass this along to someone else to spread the fun.
 

scratch

Senate Member
May 20, 2008
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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.


Then, to everyone's amazement he quietened down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.



Give more.

Expect less


NOW ............

Enough of that crap ...
The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

You have two choices..smile and close this page,
or pass this along to someone else to spread the fun.

Superb, Nugg.
scratch
 

darkbeaver

the universe is electric
Jan 26, 2006
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If you count the Now it's actually six simple rules not five. What kind of well was it? How deep was it? What kind of donkey? Were the shovels union made? Why was the ass emergency responce team misdirected? So many unanswered questions. See your doctor, get some bigger pills. We have to fight terrorism we can't afford to be happy. Get back to work we have to make this country competative. It's you're patriotic duty to be unhappy.:smile:
 

scratch

Senate Member
May 20, 2008
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If you count the Now it's actually six simple rules not five. What kind of well was it? How deep was it? What kind of donkey? Were the shovels union made? Why was the ass emergency responce team misdirected? So many unanswered questions. See your doctor, get some bigger pills.Go back to sleep.:smile:
From how I read it, it was a final post and good-bye to all.
 
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scratch

Senate Member
May 20, 2008
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Well how can you know when it's not written. Escape from CCC is impossible, the walls are so high.
Well d.b.,
It struck me that way because I read his last three threads and they were not in the Nugg fashion (he is so famous for). More down and out and tired of it all.
I truly hope it isn't true. Yet my gut tells me. But I could be wrong.

As far as exiting, he simply will not participate again.
regards,
scratch
 

Nuggler

kind and gentle
Feb 27, 2006
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Backwater, Ontario.
Well d.b.,
It struck me that way because I read his last three threads and they were not in the Nugg fashion (he is so famous for). More down and out and tired of it all.
I truly hope it isn't true. Yet my gut tells me. But I could be wrong.

As far as exiting, he simply will not participate again.
regards,
scratch


Don't go off your meds again, ya'hear!!! I ain't leavin. Least not yet.

The little guy was just walking away from the "To know te mind" thread, cause, enough said already. eh!!

This one was just a fill - a - soff - i - kal thing I saw somewhere. Amusing, what? I wouldn't draw too much from it.

The walls are too high.

:tard: