What Would Your God Do?

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As long as it isn't a hanging offense I doubt a homeless parson is going to see 3 meals a day and a roof over his head as a 'punishment'. Probably made a deal with the Priest and once the trial is up he will have to do community service at the Church and during that time a meal or two will be served. Win-win
 

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The 'go to jail' if the Priest didn't charge him full price for the cookies is the test that would have had society fail. Technically you can't withhold from a child so that is who the 'middle-man' should be. Somehow that 'teach them to fish, etc.' should apply here if flour and water was used instead
 

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What does the Good Book say about jailing those stealing cookies?
"Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me."
(Matthew 25:40, KJV}

Oh yes, and if there were a Gawd, and if that Gawd held sacred that admonition, how would that Gawd view the deaths of infants, children, women, the aged in Gaza and in Israel? Or, is that Gawd concerned only with the theft of cookies?
"Thou shalt not kill (Exodus 20:13, KJV)
 
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MHz

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I think the NT calls your body (and your home made of stones) a prison, where do you expect to find prisoners?
 

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As long as it isn't a hanging offense I doubt a homeless parson is going to see 3 meals a day and a roof over his head as a 'punishment'. Probably made a deal with the Priest and once the trial is up he will have to do community service at the Church and during that time a meal or two will be served. Win-win

Maybe he and priesty will be gettin it on.:lol:

:roll:stranger thins is happen
 

Twila

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Oh, so the Muslim's god is the same as your god, is the same as the Pastafarian god. Interesting.

It makes some christians extraordinarily anxious when others don't have the same god or even a god for that matter.
 

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Always good to see a church rely on the state to solve an issue considering all the taxes they pay.


I wonder, given the good nature of the church, what sort of follow up they will do to help this troubled individual as Jesus would do.
 

Cliffy

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I think there is one Divine Entity whatever it is called or whether you believe in it or not.
Of that I have no doubt. What people call It or visualize It to be does not change what It is. It just is. It is just that Blackhead insists his god and his religion are the only true ones.