Walmart Must Tell Us Why Their Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Melt
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I am going to let SLM answer that one
I smell a trap
Smell would be important too of course the heat of the lick friction would release the pheromones in the ice cream if it were in fact ice cream, they must be doing something to the water, or is there any water in it at all?
Geez that is way too descriptive
It's important to produce a full report on this ice cream scam, every detail is impotant.
No guarantee it will melt in your beard tho , one could get reimbursed for lack of melting.... then you would have to prove to them that really was ice cream
Ice cream that doesn't melt isn't new, and it wasn't Walmart that came up with the idea. It's actually pretty old hat by now. It's funny to me that this is so concerning. Food chemists have bottled marshmallow. Here on PEI an entrepreneur found a process to make honey that isn't sticky. Others have made edible packaging called WikiCells from spinach as one example.
Ice cream that doesn't melt? NASA figured that out a long time ago, during the Apollo missions, but food processors have found other ways of achieving similar results.
Ice cream that doesn't melt? NASA figured that out a long time ago, during the Apollo missions, but food processors have found other ways of achieving similar results.
Lol, yes. Real ice cream, what the hell is that anyways? It's akin to the uppity folks who insist the only real pizza comes from Napoli? Pfft, whatever. Not that I don't enjoy Neapolitan-style pizza.
I wonder if the women who was scared of her child's unmelted ice cream sandwich puts processed cheese slices on regular sandwiches...some would say it's not real cheese. But millions are happy to consume it.
Eating that **** would be like eating bread that don't mold. Just because it won't kill you don't mean it is digestable either.
So essentially the packaging and the contents are one and the same. So the tomatoes salt roadkill and synthetics all go into the same vat from there into the various extrusion machines and later down the line meet again and are assembled into the packaged ah foodstuffs all by robotics and the process does not require lights. The only improvement I can see is to make the transport trucks with the same materials. How long before the consumer is a product of the same method or am I behind the times already?
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Ahh yes , that's how it is spelt.
Hey is that like hummus?
And do you think Hamas is as edible?
Transported by hummers?
do you not see a conspiracy here?
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