Trump Sounded Presidential

[Cliffy]

Trump is a Dumb Person’s Idea of a Smart Person

The conclusions everyone came to about the Trump voters’ benighted admiration were obvious and compelling. Trump was successful and wealthy and went to a fancy school (SMART!). He lived in ornate, gold-covered dwellings, with a super hot wife, and he flew around in a plane with his name on it (RICH!). He bullied and cajoled and had his goons beat on people who questioned him (STRONG!).
It was all true. Trump is the dumbest version of smart, and the most hideous form of rich, and the weakest, most transparently pathetic kind of strong. But in the same way that Scrapple is a meat, and Milli Vanilli was a musical act, and the Cleveland Browns are a football team, Trump is smart and rich and strong.
At least if you are dumb.


Trump is a Dumb Person

Aw Wally, did I strike a nerve? Poor, silly man.

 

[Bar Sinister]

So what is the ratio of rational dialogue from the Dumpster to the irrational? Is it up to 1 to 100 yet? I can't get over the fact that whenever he is able to read a prepared speech his supporters suddenly find him presidential.

 

[Cliffy]

This dude if far more presidential:

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

This dude if far more presidential:

I'm guessing he's doing either Hamlet or The Karate Kid.

 

[Danbones]

So what is the ratio of rational dialogue from the Dumpster to the irrational? Is it up to 1 to 100 yet? I can't get over the fact that whenever he is able to read a prepared speech his supporters suddenly find him presidential.

You could have had nazi soros funded Hitlary, who denigrates child rape victims, and enables bill the rapist instead.
Much as that bothers you, too bad eh?

 

[captain morgan]

I'm guessing he's doing either Hamlet or The Karate Kid.

Most likely Tai Chi

 

[Bar Sinister]

You could have had nazi soros funded Hitlary, who denigrates child rape victims, and enables bill the rapist instead.
Much as that bothers you, too bad eh?

I don't have anything. Fortunately I am not an American.

 

[Murphy]

Trump's speaking skills are improving.