You can always leave, pigs.
Don't let the door hit your little, curly tail on the way out.
Well, if he does open the door, it will at least let your tail go free.
(Say, ...ain't that a tricky baiting only a leftist could plan)

Ummm...why are you specking out HIS tail Yorgie? Thinking with your convicted wiener again?
Don't do it Pgs, it's a negatrap. Like throwing Brer Rabbit into the thorn bushes was.
PS
Oh yeah...but while you are up though, would you let trudie out...I think he needs to GO.
*note* Thorn bushes at bottom of stairs.