(Didn’t the US sign something similar with Ukraine regarding surrendering nuclear weapons?)
I wonder how much bananas go for per
pound kilogram in Greenland?
See updated July 2025 prices for Greenland Bananas per kilogram (Kg) and per pound(lb). Updated Daily.
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Alas, it seems that the sheer obnoxiousness of the Vances’ trailed visit was the thing that fatally repulsed the locals, leaving US organisers with no choice but to commute the trip down to just one secure base visit.
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It’s reported that advance-party administration officials
went door to door in Greenland trying to find a local family who would be pleased to welcome Usha and her large adult son Mike Waltz into their humble dwelling – presumably in order that they could say something like: “Wow, what a beautiful humble home you have. Be a real shame if anything happened to it …”
Strangely, no such family was forthcoming. It’s almost as if people in Greenland have the internet, and are able to read or watch the constant and intensifying statements on their country’s potential annexation by the covetous US president, Donald Trump. “It’s an island … that we need,” observed Trump with chilling mildness earlier this week. “And we’re going to have to have it.”
Further matter-of-fact justifications have been repeatedly forthcoming. “We need greater national security purposes [sic],”
ran another. “I’ve been told that for a long time, long before I even ran [for president]. People really don’t even know that Denmark has any legal right to it, but if they do, they should give it up because we need it for national security.” Spoken with all the kindly rationale of the school bully explaining you should give up your lunch money because he needs it.
The widely reviled veep and his wife may not see much of the island they’d like to annex, but the US military base will be lovely at this time of year, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
apple.news
The art of the deal. Anyway, U.S. President
Donald Trump said on Sunday that reciprocal
tariffs he is set to announce this week will include all nations, not just a smaller group of 10 to 15 countries with the biggest trade imbalances.
(White House economics adviser Kevin Hassett recently told Fox Business that the administration's tariffs focus would be on 10 to 15 countries with the worst trade imbalances, though he did not list them, though that was sooo 90 minutes ago so that’s outdated)
I haven’t heard if he’s threatened the entire globe yet, but if they retaliate against his tariffs, then he will double or triple or quadruple tariffs upon the American population, etc…yet.
Trump has promised to unveil a massive tariff plan on Wednesday, which he has dubbed "Liberation (
from America pockets) Day." He has already imposed tariffs on aluminum, steel and autos, along with increased tariffs on all goods from China.
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Sunday that reciprocal tariffs he is set to announce this week will include all nations, not just a smaller group of 10 to 15 countries with the biggest trade imbalances.
apple.news
Trumps tariff threats are like a broken metronome being kicked around the room by a pack of six year olds in their consistency.
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"Looks like we're going to tariff Guatemala," Trump said with a smile. "We're going after bananas.

Guatemala has taken advantage of the United States with its banana trade for too long and I'm going to make them pay."
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The media were in attendance Monday morning to witness President Trump draw the name of a country from a hat to see who he should apply a tariff to next.
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At publishing time, Trump accidentally dropped the hat and spilled hundreds of country names all over the floor, inadvertently revealing Canada had been placed in the hat over 400 times.