The robin is poised to become Britain's national bird

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8O.......My vote would go the the "pukker-arsed fukkwit"............A noble Brit birdy

Red white and blue plumage.
Frequents swamps and dampish moors.
Known to fly into trees.
Hence the name.

wonderful choice.
 

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Did y'all know that Canada don't got no national bird and that there is a vote going on to choose one sponsored by Canadian Geographic? I voted for Red Tail Hawk. Common Loon is winning at the moment (how droll) but I would like people to help me get Red Tail in the lead.
National Bird Project - Canadian Geographic - Vote for Canada's national bird

 

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She's not British. She's as much Canadian or Papua New Guinean or Jamaican as she is British.



The lion is a great symbol of Britain, of course. The England football team's crest has three lions on it, which was also England's royal crest until it ceased to be a nation state in 1707.

North American wildlife puts European wildlife to shame.


European wildlife is much nicer than North American wildlife.

What IS a shame are those bloody North American grey squirrels which have now colonised much of Britain and which are nothing but pests which are damaging the woodland areas which are the only habitats of Britain's much better looking red squirrels, which is causing them to be dying out.

The American Robin is part of the thrush family.

The European Robin is part of the old world fly catcher family.

In conclusion... the American Robin kicks azz!

.... and it is a robin!


Actually, the European robin is the true robin, not the American robin. The American robin is named after the European robin, despite not being related to it. It was English settlers - those who would later found the USA - who saw a red-breasted bird there and named it after the European robin. The European robin was called a robin long before North America was even discovered.
 
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The lion is a great symbol of Britain, of course. The England football team's crest has three lions on it, which was also England's royal crest until it ceased to be a nation state in 1707.
Which always seemed kinda funny, seeing as how lions ain't exactly indigenous to Britain. But I guess the hedgehog didn't make you feel like you had d*cks.

Y'all should pick the "lager lout vomiting in the street" as your national bird.
 

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Which always seemed kinda funny, seeing as how lions ain't exactly indigenous to Britain. But I guess the hedgehog didn't make you feel like you had d*cks.

You can blame our Norman rulers for that. The Normans used lions as their royal emblem and when Normandy invaded England in 1066 it later became the royal symbol of England. King Henry II - William the Conqueror's great-grandson - used a coat with a lion on it and then his children experimented with a different combination of lions. His son Richard I (the Lionheart) used a single lion rampant, or perhaps two lions affrontés, on his first seal, but later used three lions passant in his 1198 Great Seal of England, and thus established the lasting design of the Royal Arms of England, which later became the crest of the England football team and the England & Wales cricket team. It's no longer the royal crest of England today, but still remains an English symbol.


The Royal Arms of the Kingdom of England, 1198-1707
(Kingdom of England ceased to exist in 1707 when it merged with the Kingdom of Scotland to form the new Kingdom of Great Britain)


England football team (left) and England (and Wales) cricket team (right)




Y'all should pick the "lager lout vomiting in the street" as your national bird.
And y'all should pick the "gun-toting, shooting up schools/ shopping centres/hospitals/anything that moves" as your national bird.

Canada's national animal is a beaver. I like beavers. I like the connotation. Much better than a scavenger.


I think there have been many jokes about the fact that America is symbolised by the bald eagle and Britain is symbolised by a great male lion whereas Canada is symbolised by a beaver.
 
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I think there have been many jokes about the fact that America is symbolised by the bald eagle and Britain is symbolised by a great male lion whereas Canada is symbolised by a beaver.

Maybe some day you folks in Britain will chose a national symbol that actually exists in your nation.

Understandably, as there are no real unique animals that are associated with your nation, you are forced to adopt a symbol from countries that have something to be proud of
 

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The Eagle is more of a carrion eater than a hunter. It would also prefer to steal its food from other birds, particularly Osprey. That pretty much sums up the US of Aggression.

Funnily enough, the osprey is a bird which is a symbol of one part of Britain - Wales.

The Welsh have adopted that bird as an unofficial symbol of Wales. The professional rugby union team of Swansea is called the Ospreys (y Gweilch), which plays in the Pro12, which is the professional league involving the top Welsh, Scottish and Irish clubs.




Maybe some day you folks in Britain will chose a national symbol that actually exists in your nation.

Why? The lion was a symbol of England's Norman rulers.
 

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Just sayin'... Maybe you can switch the Lion to Cougar just for a nice change.. Another animals that resides outside your, uh, nation of feeble examples of wildlife


The lion is a great national symbol, just as the dragon is, which is China's.
 

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Well, it is kinda in Canada, what with the queen and all. I calculate next time y'all have a Liberal government and they get in real big trouble, they could always start yapping about independence to divert everybody's attention.


Right now, the Liberals have their teeth sunk into a Women's Rights thingy... But your perspective does lead to an interesting suggestion that the Libs may legislate that the Queen wear a niquab at all times when she is in Canada.

Might spice things up a bit
 

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Right now, the Liberals have their teeth sunk into a Women's Rights thingy... But your perspective does lead to an interesting suggestion that the Libs may legislate that the Queen wear a niquab at all times when she is in Canada.

Might spice things up a bit
Who'd notice? She already does.