The Official "Lets bash Christians" thread...

Colpy

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OH Beave, if you only knew the comic implications of a Church of the Universe around here. One of its pastors keeps landing in jail. Apparently he prefers to keep the Sacrament to himself - in case Wally and the boys stop by.....

How about Church of the Beaver????
 

MHz

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It seems clear from the assembled theological minds here in this august organ that what we are compelled to undertake is the erection of a true universal church. I would be honoured to advance my good name as prime minister of the ad hoc board in a temporary capacity (no more than ten years) untill such time as the manual is completed and herding has commenced.
Nice try, my copy says 10 years till completion ...... and I paid money for it.
 

darkbeaver

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OH Beave, if you only knew the comic implications of a Church of the Universe around here. One of its pastors keeps landing in jail. Apparently he prefers to keep the Sacrament to himself - in case Wally and the boys stop by.....

What's in a name eh? We can of course adopt a more perfect suitably vacuous name at the boards earliest conveiniance. Let us not let the evil work of usurpers deter our service of the deevine.
 

Colpy

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What's in a name eh? We can of course adopt a more perfect suitably vacuous name at the boards earliest conveiniance. Let us not let the evil work of usurpers deter our service of the deevine.

My proposal for Church of the Beaver seems to have attracted some questionable comment.....perhaps we could find another name in keeping with the reference to the natural world in general and the forest in particular. Something evocative of nature's beauty......a sunrise?

Church of the Morning Wood????
 
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lone wolf

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What's in a name eh? We can of course adopt a more perfect suitably vacuous name at the boards earliest conveiniance. Let us not let the evil work of usurpers deter our service of the deevine.

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please say we don't hafta give up the sacrament though....

...we may be onta sump'n
 

darkbeaver

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yup gay. nothing wrong with that...

I envision marriage as a growth industry/calling, economically there is absolutely nothing to prevent the marriage of one organism to another accross a broader spectrum then what has traditionally been observed. Do we want to judge a mans love for his chicken, must we promote division, isn't cross cultural experience to be enhanced in the service of the devine at her seeming insistence, I believe there exists a great body of theological discourse in support of that position. We would be remise if we allowed specism to clog our revenue streams going forward if in fact we can go forward if in the event of the research arm of the board having determined scientifically which way forward is.. A persons marriage to an inanimate object should present no barrier to our mission what ever.