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This next reading is from the Moo-ran and the soon to be e-Moo-ran, the Internets version translated from the Moo-ranian by Billy Frilly Al-Hilly. Pizza-be upon him!

21-400, 032 - Moo-ran

Do you believe in magic? Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart? How the music can free her, whenever it starts!

And it's magic, if the music is groovy. It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie. I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul, but it's like trying to tell a stranger about rock and roll!

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Which is actually a question. Zionists do not believe in magic. Moos-lims are all over magic like flies on camel dung. Do you believe in magic?

 

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This one isn't read much - out loud. It has to do with camel dung.

13-32,000: Moo-ran

Moo-Hammad orders sheperds to lie on their sides for 390 days and eat bread baked in dung as he engages in a mock siege against a clay map of Moo-rusalem.
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Which means, if you anger Moo-Hammad, he'll make you do something disgusting.

 

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The book (The Conflict between the Torah and the Quran) is a very valuable book in exposing the Ugly Zionists and their enmity to both Jesus Christ and Prophet Mohammed, and in fact their enmity to all the prophets of God, so that they even killed some of the prophets, worshiped the idols, disobeyed even their Prophet Moses.
The Conflict between the Torah and the Quran

The Conflict between the Torah and the Quran
quran-ayat.com/conflicts/index.htm

It is also available in pdf form:
http://www.quran-ayat.com/conflicts/the_conflict.pdf
quran-ayat.com/conflicts/the_conflict.pdf
 

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13: 132 - Moo-ran

For right or for wrong, many songs were written about MooHammad. He was loved by some, and his words were the excuse to drink cider by others. Although MooHammad only partook of the kush, many spin offs Moos-lim cults started appearing in the 16th century. The Moo-man Catholics. The Moos (who wore funny little skullcaps), Moo-dists (actually started by MooHammad's cousin, Moo-dah) and others.
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What this ayat means is that religiousity spreads.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zwwqEm5YhQ
 
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I'd respect an atheist more than I would a psalm singin hypocrite any day.


Have you ever noticed when you split green red oak that it smells like cat piss?

We have red oak here, I band sawed a bunch one time, no pissy smell that I can remember. What kind of oak are you refering to? Our elms stinks a bit and our hemlock smells of tannin. I like wood.
 

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We have red oak here, I band sawed a bunch one time, no pissy smell that I can remember. What kind of oak are you refering to? Our elms stinks a bit and our hemlock smells of tannin. I like wood.
Probably the majority of the red oak I split out in the Ozarks was post oak. Has a pissy smell to it. Wasn't bad seasoned. Most green red oak I've worked with smelled bad.

I like wood too been a woodworker for well over 42 years. My favorite is cherry.:).
 

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We have red oak here, I band sawed a bunch one time, no pissy smell that I can remember. What kind of oak are you refering to? Our elms stinks a bit and our hemlock smells of tannin. I like wood.

That Red Oak comes to you from the Amazon via Home Depot. Your native White Oak was mostly wiped out by its use in boat building and ship building over the centuries. It's really nice stuff but it grows SLOWLY.
 

darkbeaver

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But you believe in a myth you can not touch, see, hear or feel. I suggest different drugs.

I can see the light, I can feel the warmth, I can hear the music, there is the one. The big one. The whole in one.
peasant.

That Red Oak comes to you from the Amazon via Home Depot. Your native White Oak was mostly wiped out by its use in boat building and ship building over the centuries. It's really nice stuff but it grows SLOWLY.

Red oak comes to me from the West River Valley, about a half a kilometer away because I won't cut the ones on the road in front of the house.
I still have some planks over the shop from our last cut.


Images for nova scotia red oak
 

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I can see the light, I can feel the warmth, I can hear the music, there is the one. The big one. The whole in one.
peasant.



Red oak comes to me from the West River Valley, about a half a kilometer away because I won't cut the ones on the road in front of the house.
I still have some planks over the shop from our last cut.


Images for nova scotia red oak

Hardly any Oak around us here in Oakville.
 

darkbeaver

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Dawkins is a common atheists moron who denys the one, the big one, the only one, the all in one, the whole number, his entire repertoire is rejection of the way things are in favour of the way things might be. God is a mathmatical certainty. There is the one, the top, the all, the everything, the whole, unity, infinity.

Cast your dice you cannot defy God and persist. Down on your knees and your head to the earth and give thanks for every second of simulated separation.
 

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Something's been killing them off.The forests around here used to be 80% White Oak and now it's closer to 10% ... root rot, developer rot...
Too many people breaking great wind

No, no; when Jesus came: those who believed in him became the Christians, while those who disbelieved him remained as Jews.

Jesus was sent to the Children of Israel to guide them, but most of them remained stuck to their corruption and blasphemy and they refused his call and even persecuted and tried to kill him.

http://quran-ayat.com/conflicts/english3.htm#Their_Stand_Against_the_Christ_
quran-ayat.com/conflicts/english3.htm#Their_Stand_Against_the_Christ_



On the contrary, Jews do not believe in Jesus. If they believe in him, they will be Christians.
The Ugly Zionists and their ancestors in fact, persecuted the Christ and tried even to kill him, but God saved them from their dirty hands.
http://quran-ayat.com/conflicts/english3.htm#A_Call_to_Christians_
quran-ayat.com/conflicts/english3.htm#A_Call_to_Christians_
The man was deeply Jewish Selfsap.
 

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I think it's important to stay open to possibility. The whole "my religion is better than your religion" fight, like the religion vs. no religion fight, cannot be won by either side when we don't know where to plant the goalposts.
Looks to me like one set of goalposts is planted in reason and evidence, the other's planted in faith and revelation. Probably a majority of people think faith and revelation are useful ways to understand the world, but there's no general agreement around the world on such matters, in fact there are murderous disagreements about them, and there's no reliable means of transmitting their results, as selfsame's efforts here clearly show. He's convinced nobody of anything in years of trying. You can have your faith, I can have mine, and neither of us can give it to the other. But on matters of reason and evidence, there IS general agreement, and a method of transmission. And they demonstrably work very well, our technology is entirely a product of them and they have relieved and prevented much human suffering on a scale no faith and revelation based thinking ever did, or ever could. They've been unevenly applied around the world so there is still much avoidable human suffering, but the basic fact remains: they work, faith and revelation do not.
 

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Looks to me like one set of goalposts is planted in reason and evidence, the other's planted in faith and revelation. Probably a majority of people think faith and revelation are useful ways to understand the world, but there's no general agreement around the world on such matters, in fact there are murderous disagreements about them, and there's no reliable means of transmitting their results, as selfsame's efforts here clearly show. He's convinced nobody of anything in years of trying. You can have your faith, I can have mine, and neither of us can give it to the other. But on matters of reason and evidence, there IS general agreement, and a method of transmission. And they demonstrably work very well, our technology is entirely a product of them and they have relieved and prevented much human suffering on a scale no faith and revelation based thinking ever did, or ever could. They've been unevenly applied around the world so there is still much avoidable human suffering, but the basic fact remains: they work, faith and revelation do not.

Such words are useless and avail nothing against the truth .. my faith and your faith, my opinion and your opinion .. selfsame could not convince anyone ... so what? Even if all people blaspheme, this makes no argument to the truth and falsehood.

Moreover, who says none has been convinced? A large number of people read, and only a little number reply ..

therefore, all people who read this have the argument established against them before God.
 
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There are those who don't believe Nassir. I believe that is everyone. I have seen no evidence suggesting that anyone supports his beliefs. That makes all of you, in Nassir's words,

"useless and avail nothing".

But, like an evangelist, he will continue because he knows better. He will show you the way. And he continues to return and post his nonsense. He tries to substantiate his postings by asking the question,

"Moreover, who says none has been convinced? A large number of people read, and only a little number reply..."

I have seen no replies - ever - saying that what you post is believable. I have never read even one post that has suggested that they would consider your words as the truth. I would go so far as to say that no one has probably ever PMed you and said that they might consider conversion. Why is that? Could it be that no one believes you?

Then there is Nassir's asinine conclusion,

"therefore, all people who read this have the argument established against them before God."

Which is Nassir's way of saying 'God's gonna get you for that!'

Of all the people who post here, yours would be the last testimony that I would seriously take under consideration.