Sudden Disappearance

[gopher]

we guys will have our hands full with amazon chicks from outer space:

 

[dancing-loon]

I work as a stagehand/rigger, and I come home so freaking dirty from even the easiest gig that I shower two, three times a day.

You do not want my laundry bill. Nor my skin cream bill.

Pangloss

Pangloss is a MAN !!!!8O

You would have to clean the bathroom yourself!!!

 

[Pangloss]

Of course I'm a guy. . .and I keep a very clean house.

Pangloss

 

[karrie]

What's weird, karrie, is that you women bother to be as stunningly pretty as you are - us guys are ugly (no false modesty here) and we know women are insane (otherwise why would you find us attractive?).

Women just need to show up and tolerate us - no need for makeup or dresses.

Mind you - I wear a kilt all summer.

Pangloss

lol... Men are plenty attractive, back hair and all. We're not insane, are we?

 

[DurkaDurka]

If women were to disappear all of a sudden I would buy up every "real doll" on the planet and start a mannequin house of delights, methinks.

 

[karrie]

Ugh... and you think the floors in theaters are sticky. 8O

 

[DurkaDurka]

Ugh... and you think the floors in theaters are sticky. 8O

lol, plastic sheets for flooring.

 

[Pangloss]

And we'd all know better than to ask for "Golden Topping" for our popcorn. . .

Pangloss

 

[shadowshiv]

I work as a stagehand/rigger, and I come home so freaking dirty from even the easiest gig that I shower two, three times a day.

You do not want my laundry bill. Nor my skin cream bill.

Pangloss

Especially at this time of year! Ouch. I certainly don't envy you there.

 

[shadowshiv]

I think he looks like he's trying to use sheer willpower to stop the wind from doing the same thing to his kilt :lol:

Or is he perhaps trying to hold in this humongous fart that was building up ever since he ate that Uberburrito from Taco Bell for lunch?:lol:

 

[EagleSmack]

What's weird, karrie, is that you women bother to be as stunningly pretty as you are - us guys are ugly (no false modesty here) and we know women are insane (otherwise why would you find us attractive?).

Women just need to show up and tolerate us - no need for makeup or dresses.

Mind you - I wear a kilt all summer.

Pangloss

You make some good points and some times all they have to do is show up and tolerate us. But it is awesome seeing them all done up with the make up and dresses.

 

[boiler]

Ever thought of all the buttons you would have to sew on or the washing up you wuold have to do, plus of course you wouldn't know how to spend your money, cos really the women do all that for us fella's and they do it so easily.

 

[karrie]

Would you wear clothes without women around? Would you buy anything with buttons that might fall off? I'm picturing a world full of men who are either naked or dressed in t-shirts and sweats. lol.

 

[boiler]

Yeah course I'd wear clothes I wouldn't want the other men to be jealous

 

[karrie]

LOL... okay, I set that up too well.

 

[Pangloss]

Ever thought of all the buttons you would have to sew on or the washing up you wuold have to do, plus of course you wouldn't know how to spend your money, cos really the women do all that for us fella's and they do it so easily.

Hate to dispel your sexist stereotypes, boiler, but I really am quite self sufficient. I have built several houses, have sewn my own clothes, work on my car/bikes/motorcycle, and am a pretty good cook, with a fair knowledge of where to get the best spices/produce/groceries in town. I also do most of the laundry.

My girlfriend is quite the same: last summer, she designed/built a new gate for the backyard fence, built a new set of wheels for her bicycle, and replumbed the basement bathroom. She claims to be a better cook than me. Maybe with soups.

Try reading "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" sometime.

Pangloss

 

[Colpy]

If all the women disappeared sheep would gain new found prominence in society and probably start bleating for equal rights, but damn it! No! they can't have the vote!

Under your name, it says "member".....you may be one, but if you don't change your attitude, you won't HAVE one for long....



Welcome.......

 

[Colpy]

I tried kissing a guy once. . .and couldn't quit laughing. Sorry but it'd be first-person shooter games, bean dinners and straggly chin hair if all 'dem zaftig beauties disappeared.

I wonder if I'd bathe. . .

Pangloss

Unfortunately, the FPS games would be FOR REAL!

 

[Colpy]

Ugh... and you think the floors in theaters are sticky. 8O

Karrie, Karrie....that's just not right.....you have a sick, sick mind.

I think I like ya!

:-0