Not a bad idea.
"One project mentioned is the $3.4-million construction of a 13-foot tunnel near Tallahassee, Fla., that will allow turtles and other wildlife to safely cross U.S. Highway 27.
...The report said the area "has the highest road-kill mortality rate for turtles in the world." But it also suggests other uses for the money, and mentions Florida State University's plans to lay off 200 faculty and staff members in hopes of saving millions of dollars.
Officials at the Florida Department of Transportation defended the project as one that not only would save turtles but also protect motorists. "A lot of these turtles are quite large. They get hit by a car, and they turn into flying objects," said Josh Boan, the department's natural resources manager.
Construction on the tunnel is to begin in September. State officials could not estimate how many jobs would be created."
This is unbelievable. Highest road-kill mortality rate for turtles in the world? Who keeps these statistics?
Now let's see, a 13 foot crossing that costs $3.4 million. That is over $261,000 per foot of tunnel. I have my shovel ready to do the work, just send me the stimulus check and I'll gladly get cracking on this.
By the way: I have the greatest respect for turtles, of course, but who exactly is going to teach them to use the tunnel? I know, we will then need an ACORN turtle training program and for those who do not follow the law-- a 24/7 turtle traffic cop!
Just chalk it up as another job "saved or created" by the stimulus, and all while protecting turtles, to boot. A bargain at any price, don't you agree?
TAGS: Gov. Crist, Sen Atwater, Rep. Cretul, Rep. Zapata, Rep. Rivera, Rep. Murzin, Rep. Adams, 2008 FL Leg. Session
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