Attention
All Canadian Members of Canadian Content
I am the Supreme Commander of all US Forces on Canadian Content
(SACUSFCANCON)
In light of recent events in New York regarding the Canadian downing of US Airways Flt 1549 from NY LaGuardia to Charlotte NC I make the following demands.
1. The return of ALL Leaders of CANADIAN GEESE flocks (Alpha Males and Females) to the United States, to which they will be transported to Guantanamo Cuba for further interogation.
2. The expatriation of 1,000,000 Canadians to clean up Canadian Goose excrement from all Golf Courses, waterways, parks, natural or man-made lake fronts (ponds included), and open grassy areas.
3. The IMMEDIATE grounding and CESSATION of all future Canadian Geese flights.
4. The IMMEDIATE institution of a NO Canadian Geese FLYZONE 300 KMs above and below the US-Canadian Border.
5. An establishment of a watchlist of KNOWN Canadian Geese operating within the borders of the United States.
6. The construction of a pipeline SOLELY for the transfer of Canadian Maple Syrup to the United States
7. Canada WILL submit the SECRET RECIPE for Canadian Bacon to SACUSFCANCON IMMEDIATLY (if not sooner)
I have posted this in the business thread because I MEAN BUSINESS!
All Canadian Members of Canadian Content
I am the Supreme Commander of all US Forces on Canadian Content
(SACUSFCANCON)
In light of recent events in New York regarding the Canadian downing of US Airways Flt 1549 from NY LaGuardia to Charlotte NC I make the following demands.
1. The return of ALL Leaders of CANADIAN GEESE flocks (Alpha Males and Females) to the United States, to which they will be transported to Guantanamo Cuba for further interogation.
2. The expatriation of 1,000,000 Canadians to clean up Canadian Goose excrement from all Golf Courses, waterways, parks, natural or man-made lake fronts (ponds included), and open grassy areas.
3. The IMMEDIATE grounding and CESSATION of all future Canadian Geese flights.
4. The IMMEDIATE institution of a NO Canadian Geese FLYZONE 300 KMs above and below the US-Canadian Border.
5. An establishment of a watchlist of KNOWN Canadian Geese operating within the borders of the United States.
6. The construction of a pipeline SOLELY for the transfer of Canadian Maple Syrup to the United States
7. Canada WILL submit the SECRET RECIPE for Canadian Bacon to SACUSFCANCON IMMEDIATLY (if not sooner)
I have posted this in the business thread because I MEAN BUSINESS!
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