Rapture! May 21 2011 Today At 6 PM
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No, no, I knew you were talking about Turtles, I was just curious about the grass, it used to be roped off on the beach at my parents place, and signed, to leave it alone.
I can't remember if it was for erosion, or for protecting Turtle nests.
They tape off the turtle nests, and do rope off some areas to stop people from trampling down the grass and seagrapes which help stop beach erosion. You remembered it right.
The end of the world didn't happen because Macho Man Randy Savage sacrificed himself so he could transport himself to Heaven and thwart Jesus & God with an elbow drop from the top turn buckle and saved all humanity.
Macho Man gave all so we could live. Long praise Macho Man Randy Savage for his sacrifice. “Oooh, yeah! Dig it!”
Oh sh*t. I was all ready. Made all the preparations. Left the lawn uncut because I was leaving, didn't change the oil in wifey's car. Now I got a whole list of crap to do for another 5 months I thought I could ignore.
Didn't this guy study math somewhere? I think we should kick his ass for this error in simple mathmatics. Maybe we can make him mow my lawn.
Didn't this guy study math somewhere? I think we should kick his ass for this error in simple mathmatics. Maybe we can make him mow my lawn.
October 21ST now he wants to deprive us of a good Halloween Party, why not invite Jesus to
come at Christmas and we could all sing Happy Birthday to him. A happy occasion like a
birthday party would put him in a good mood. That way we would all be forgiven and he would
not kill most of us. We could also teach him how to dress, get rid of the robes and that
flashy halo. You know get him to look a little more acceptable and we could get him to tone
down the rhetoric, not be so negative about progress and lighten up on the sin's bit.
Jesus really does need a sense of humor.
How would you like to see Jesus change his image when he comes back?
I would like to see him in a sport jacket, and casual slacks, with good fitting shoes. He should
smile more, and adopt a few more liberal ways. He is too stuffy as is and he is down on fun.
Have you ever seen pictures of Jesus dancing in a nightclub, or having a cold beer on a Sunday
afternoon. He has to appeal to more people to gain that like ability factor. Right now the Churches
have him coming back to punish some. to kill others and to make a real mess. We should have
him attend an Environmental Sensitivity course so he is more respectful. There are so many
things he has to change to be acceptable to the masses. Anything else you would like to add,
we do need an image change so say your piece.
come at Christmas and we could all sing Happy Birthday to him. A happy occasion like a
birthday party would put him in a good mood. That way we would all be forgiven and he would
not kill most of us. We could also teach him how to dress, get rid of the robes and that
flashy halo. You know get him to look a little more acceptable and we could get him to tone
down the rhetoric, not be so negative about progress and lighten up on the sin's bit.
Jesus really does need a sense of humor.
How would you like to see Jesus change his image when he comes back?
I would like to see him in a sport jacket, and casual slacks, with good fitting shoes. He should
smile more, and adopt a few more liberal ways. He is too stuffy as is and he is down on fun.
Have you ever seen pictures of Jesus dancing in a nightclub, or having a cold beer on a Sunday
afternoon. He has to appeal to more people to gain that like ability factor. Right now the Churches
have him coming back to punish some. to kill others and to make a real mess. We should have
him attend an Environmental Sensitivity course so he is more respectful. There are so many
things he has to change to be acceptable to the masses. Anything else you would like to add,
we do need an image change so say your piece.
I'd suggest a little gender sensitivity training too, monotheism seems to have a pretty low regard for women.
I wonder what a returning Christ will say about the child abuse cases with regard to the
clergy. How will he address the issues of human trafficking, after all the last time he
was here he somewhat approved of slavery did he not? He was quite specific he said
slaves obey your masters. he certainly didn't condemn the practice.
He needs a complete image rebuild, to make him acceptable. He could also end up in
court, for uttering threats against people who don't subscribe to his point of view.
Maybe we should have him examined, and determine whether or not he is a threat to
society, I mean he is intent on destruction. Is destruction on this scale retribution or is it
terrorism? If it is what about all those who follow him should they be reported under the
patriot act in the States or to our security forces in Canada should he come here.
Come to think of it, if you read you insurance policies all natural disasters are referred to
as Acts of God. He God out of control? Should he be required to behave in a civilized
manner? Does he suffer from disorder that makes him violent?
All these things must be considered in an image make over to make him more acceptable.
At present he is acceptable violence and all to Christians, and a scattering of Muslims,
if we can persuade him to be more moderate and compromise we could allow him to have
more appeal and acceptance.
clergy. How will he address the issues of human trafficking, after all the last time he
was here he somewhat approved of slavery did he not? He was quite specific he said
slaves obey your masters. he certainly didn't condemn the practice.
He needs a complete image rebuild, to make him acceptable. He could also end up in
court, for uttering threats against people who don't subscribe to his point of view.
Maybe we should have him examined, and determine whether or not he is a threat to
society, I mean he is intent on destruction. Is destruction on this scale retribution or is it
terrorism? If it is what about all those who follow him should they be reported under the
patriot act in the States or to our security forces in Canada should he come here.
Come to think of it, if you read you insurance policies all natural disasters are referred to
as Acts of God. He God out of control? Should he be required to behave in a civilized
manner? Does he suffer from disorder that makes him violent?
All these things must be considered in an image make over to make him more acceptable.
At present he is acceptable violence and all to Christians, and a scattering of Muslims,
if we can persuade him to be more moderate and compromise we could allow him to have
more appeal and acceptance.
I don't think a 72 hour psych hold would be out of order for someone with a messianic complex who could be a danger to himself and others. Hit him with some psychotropics and a little therapy for his delusions of grandeur and he might just be able to fit in with society and get a weekend pass here and there, though they would have to be supervised to start.
If the weather predictions are correct billions of plants will be raptured in tonight's frost.
Please pray for them and their pretty little blossoms.
Please pray for them and their pretty little blossoms.
When the world didn't end, I gave thanks to the old gods for asserting themselves and demonstrating their power but I'm torn on what kind of sacrifice to make:
a) killing a goat or bull seems a little inhumane: what did they do to deserve it?
b) I don't own any slaves to hang in Odin's honour, but I was wondering if I nabbed a fundy Christian, if it would work...
a) killing a goat or bull seems a little inhumane: what did they do to deserve it?
b) I don't own any slaves to hang in Odin's honour, but I was wondering if I nabbed a fundy Christian, if it would work...
They told me my refund check was in the mail, anybody get theirs yet?
Is there a party before?
Was it the Incas or the Aztec that used to treat their victims like royalty before they were sacrificed?