Rapture coming, make plans

[Spade]

Rapture is a wrap? "The future ain't what it used to be." - Y. Berra

 

[VanIsle]

It's a wrap!!!

 

[The Old Medic]

Any {Christian" group that claims to know when the "Rapture" is coming is violating the Bible. The Bible clearly states that no man can know when this will occur.

Various cults have been predicting the end of the world since about 50 A.D. None of them have bee right yet, and this one won't be either.

 

[eh1eh]

So just us unpure left posting here today, right?

 

[VanIsle]

All your neighbours still around??? Got any calls from your friends? Have to go to work tomorrow as usual? Yep, we're all still here, Christians and All. I hope there wasn't anyone who expected different for real!

 

[Cliffy]

All your neighbours still around??? Got any calls from your friends? Have to go to work tomorrow as usual? Yep, we're all still here, Christians and All. I hope there wasn't anyone who expected different for real!

We haven't heard from Alleywayz yet.

 

[taxslave]

I'm posting this from Heaven.

Sucks to be you guys.

All the babes up here look like this...

I have it on good authority that upon entering heaven you are given a good looking girl ( never found out if women get the same gift) and a keg of whiskey. Trouble is the keg has a hole in it and the girl doesn't. Better take a closer look.

 

[In Between Man]

We haven't heard from Alleywayz yet.

Hi, I'm Alley's roommate. I logged on here because I haven't seen him all day and I know how much he loves this forum. Has anyone heard from him?

 

[Spade]

Hi, I'm Alley's roommate. I logged on here because I haven't seen him all day and I know how much he loves this forum. Has anyone heard from him?

He's "Waiting for Godot."

 

[damngrumpy]

I know when the end will be near. The end will come when the Vancouver Canuks are in the
seventh game of the Stanly Cup, and winning. With just moments before the end of the game
Jesus will return to make sure the Canuks won't win. Now that would be divine justice.