Prince Harry to marry girlfriend Meghan Markle next year

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YE OLDE FOOLE: Scammer pulls off royal ruse
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June 1, 2018
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June 1, 2018 7:21 PM EDT
PIP! PIP! He goes Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills or Mr. Monarchy but despite the plummy Brit accent he is really old Tommy Muscatello from New York.FACEBOOK
Plummy British accent. Check.
Affectations of a proper toff. Check.
Meet royal consultant Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills.
Mace-Archer-Mills was all over international TV screens commenting on the May 19 royal wedding.
“The most important aspect is keeping integrity…and making sure that the traditions and heritage that we have as British people remain at the forefront,” he told Norwegian TV.
PIP! PIP! He goes by Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills or Mr. Monarchy but despite the plummy Brit accent he is really old Tommy Muscatello from New York.
But there’s a problem. His real name is Thomas ‘Tommy’ Muscatello, an Italian-American, New Yorker, according to the Wall Street Journal. Calling himself “Mr. Monarchy” and tossing around lines like, “we British,” one could be forgiven for thinking he’s the real McCoy.
But now, Mr. Monarchy is pissed that his swell gig has been exposed by the Journal and by god if it were pistols at dawn, he’d do it.
“Many of the facts in the article are inaccurate and the Wall Street Journal itself was given many opportunities to ensure that the article was published with the most accurate information available,” Tommy Muscatello said in a written statement.
It was signed: Thomas Mace-Archer-Mills Esq. OStS, BA, BS Chairman British Monarchist Society & Foundation.
Meanwhile, call her Kinky Kate.
A gaffe by Netflix is making the monarchy look like a raunch-o-ramma.
One viewer who posted on social media site Reddit noticed a show about the royals but it was aligned with another show about prostitution.
In the promo photo, it looks as though Kate Middleton was wearing racy black underwear, stockings and a garter belt.
In the faux pas, a show called The Royals sat on top of Escorts, a series about high-class hookers.
Wholesome Wills and Kate in a mash-up with a near-naked woman clutching a Champagne bottle.
Unfortunately, Prince William looks disembodied.
bhunter@postmedia.com
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's honeymoon to be under heavy guard after threat by Taliban: Report
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June 7, 2018
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June 7, 2018 10:44 AM EDT
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Terrified the Taliban will crash Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s honeymoon, British officials ordered a squad of submachine gun-toting officers to protect the high-profile lovebirds!
The extraordinary security arrangements come amidst fears the bloodthirsty extremists will use the couple’s wedding joy as an excuse to exact vengeance on Harry for annihilating their troops.
The redheaded royal, known by fellow servicemen as “Captain Wales,” did a four-month stint beginning in September 2012 in Afghanistan’s dangerous Helmand province.
During his time “in-country,” Harry famously piloted a $60 million Apache attack helicopter, and admitted he “blew Taliban extremists to pieces.”
“If there’s people trying to do bad stuff to our guys, then we’ll take them out of the game, I suppose,” Harry said. “Take a life to save a life … the squadron’s been out here. Everyone’s fired a certain amount.”
But now Harry, 33, and his bride, 36, are paying a price for his battlefield heroics.
Elite special ops officers, armed with military-grade weapons, kept a wary eye on their first honeymoon stop — a secret $1.8 million retreat nestled in the countryside of England’s hilly Cotswold District.
“All the neighbors were excited when we heard rumors they were coming,” a source said.
“Although we see more police around now, they are a wonderful addition to the community,” continued the source. “They’ve been on romantic dates to the local pub and hidden themselves away at a quiet corner table.”
“That said, their security team is usually on a table nearby, which probably kills the romance a bit.”
Their rural getaway was spent in a three-bedroom renovated farmhouse tricked out with state-of-the-art motion sensors and surveillance cameras.
Palace sources told Radar that the couple has since moved on to a secluded spot in Banff, Canada.
Radar is withholding the name of their hotel for security reasons, but it’s located within a postcard-pretty national park chosen to conjure up happy memories of Harry and Meghan’s romantic 2017 safari in Botswana, Africa.
Armed security also followed the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to Canada, sources revealed.
“The hotel has become a fortress!” complained an on-site insider. “There is a strict no-photo policy and all the surrounding rooms have been booked. It’s super intense!”
Another source gushed over Harry and Meghan’s choice for their Canadian retreat.
“It’s exactly what they wanted — somewhere beautiful, remote and tranquil,” said the source.
Making the trip even more meaningful is Meghan’s connection to Canada, where she filmed the TV series ,Suits.
“Canada is like a second home to Meghan,” noted the insider. “She wants Harry to fall in love with it the way she did.”
The extended honeymoon is expected to take the newlyweds back to Africa for another safari — and just in time for the dry season, when animal viewing is best!
The location is being played close to the vest, although sources speculated that Namibia is the choice.
Still, “you can be sure they won’t be alone,” said Radar’s source. “The trip will be private, although extremely well-guarded!”
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s honeymoon to be under heavy guard after threat by Taliban: Report | Toronto Sun