President's family among dead in terror attack in Kenya mall by al-Qaeda-linked group

[darkbeaver]

Hey Blackleaf, you like the tabloid rubbish don't you, what's on the next page? Man Forced to Marry Dog After Lab Tests Confirm He Is The Father

 

[petros]

How do I go about getting the local Native gangs linked to al Qaeda? They are terrorists. To get into the gangs you have to kill a white.

 

[tober]

Incredibly, the attacker took pity on the family and bizarrely handed the children Mars bars before telling them: 'Please forgive me, we are not monsters.' ​

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The terrorist might not be a monster, but he sounds like a thief. Who is he to give away somebody else's chocolate bar? Do those Islamo-fascists have no respect for property rights, and what is he teaching that child? I have no doubt the entire attack is a capitalist, imperialist, running dog scheme by the Mars Bar company to generate a stronger public profile. Advertising - baaaah! Chocolate, not oil, is the key to the solution. After all, chocolate is a known aphrodisiac, and who can commit a terror attack if his trousers are around his ankles and he's screwing his brains out?