Psychics predict Mayor Rob Ford's 2014
By
Mike Strobel ,Toronto Sun
First posted: Wednesday, December 25, 2013 03:53 PM EST | Updated: Wednesday, December 25, 2013 04:35 PM EST
TORONTO - My panel of legendary psychics gave me their annual predictions just before the ice storm hit.
Funny, they didn’t mention anything.
But Psychic Nikki, Tara Greene and Anthony Carr have bigger fish to fry than a little freezing rain.
“Food riots worldwide,” predicts Nikki. “Major earthquakes, floods, wildfires and sinkholes.” And …
“… another pregnancy for Kim Kardashian.”
No, no, please, Nikki, not that! I’d sooner face locusts, aliens, Habs fans and a meteor the size of Nunavut.
Read what the psychic trio predicted for 2013
Tara Greene isn’t very hopeful, either. Pluto cozies up to Uranus, she reports, and we earthlings are caught in the middle. One place you don’t want to be stuck is between Uranus and Pluto.
“April will be a very crazy month,” says Ms. Greene. “Off the radar. Plane crashes, accidents on the lunar eclipse on April 15...
“Things could be very bad: Fukushima (the Japanese nuclear plant) totally polluting the Pacific, martial law in the U.S., massive protests world-wide, war starting, all hell breaking loose, etc.”
Lovely. Something to look forward to. Tony?
“A terrible war is at hand,” he confirms.
“In October and November, this world shall tremble in fear.”
I wonder if that foretells a Rob Ford victory in the Oct. 27 mayoral vote. I know a few councillors and many of my downtown neighbours and their poodles will tremble uncontrollably if that happens.
I ask my telepathic trio to look into Ford’s future.
Carr has a leg up because he read Ford’s hands at a Scarborough fundraiser for Variety Village that I emceed last November.
The mayor, says Tony, has “primitive” hands, short fingers on a longer palm. In the dark arts, this spells originality and intuition.
“He has quickness of thought and good instincts on how to turn a buck. (Former mayor) Mel Lastman has the same hands.”
Ford’s mitts are also “millionaire hands,” small and chubby in relation to the rest of him, Tony (
anthonycarrpsychic.com) tells me.
“I read his hands long before (the crack scandal.) First thing he asked was, ‘would I be re-elected?’”
He sure will, says Carr. Ford will be mayor “as long as he chooses to be — or until the cows come home.” (Or the chickens come home to roost?)
Not only that, says Tony, Rob will become prime minister someday, be honoured by the royal family, have a movie made about his life, then retire to a country estate.
Not to mention, he’ll lose 50-75 pounds.
Nikki, too, sees a Ford movie, plus a guest spot on Jimmy Kimmel and a best-selling book, plus someone will give him a motorcycle. Another city will vie for Rob’s services as mayor — Montreal is always looking.
Meantime, she tells me, Rob and brother Doug will open a fast-food place, which makes enormous sense to me.
Another safe assumption: Rob is not yet done with shocking revelations. Scandal will strike other city councillors, too, Nikki (
psychicnikki.com) says.
So, a banner year ahead for the Fords?
Not so fast, says Ms. Greene (
taratarot.com).
She sees handcuffs in the mayor’s future and “big turmoil” in city politics through the new year. Ford, she says, won’t even be in the running next October.
Could be worse. He could be Pierce Brosnan. Carr sees the former Bond nearly losing his legs after cosmetic calf implants. Or Will Smith, who will develop a crush on Men In Black co-star Tommy Lee Jones. Or Britney Spears, whose last meal will be a poisonous blowfish.
Or Prime Minister Harper — Greene predicts he’ll be forced from office.
Or the celebrity judge caught up in scandal and naked pictures, according to Psychic Nikki. (Not Judge Judy, I pray). If you doubt her accuracy, Nikki last year correctly predicted a beaver would kill a guy in Belarus.
And Rob Ford thinks he’s got problems.
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