Pluto close-up: Spacecraft makes flyby of icy, mystery world after journey of 9 years

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Beagle 2 wasn't even a rover. All it had to do was land and deploy. Yet instead the briddish crashed it into the surface.

Beagle 2 was a rover. A compressed spring mechanism was designed to allow movement across the surface at a rate of 1 cm per 5 seconds and to burrow into the ground and collect a subsurface sample in a cavity in its tip.
 

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The Soviets and even the Chinese sent rovers to Mars before the Americans did. And the Americans only just beat the Europeans to it.


FAIL

The USSR... like the briddish crashed their rovers. China has one failed mars mission and their space junk is still in earth orbit.

Brits are so stupid.

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Beagle 2 was a rover. A compressed spring mechanism was designed to allow movement across the surface at a rate of 1 cm per 5 seconds and to burrow into the ground and collect a subsurface sample in a cavity in its tip.

Beagle 2 was a lander... in reality it was a crasher.
 

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Would by chance any other countries be involved in those launch attempts?

Don't lump your failures into NASAs successes.

In 1964, NASA’s Mariner 3 was launched from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station. In space, its solar panels failed to open and the batteries went flat. Now it’s orbiting the Sun, dead. In 1965, Russian controllers lost contact with Zond 2 after it lost one of its solar panels. It lifelessly floated past Mars in the August of that year, only 1,500 km away from the planet. In March and April, 1969, the twin probes in the Soviet Mars 1969 program both suffered launch failure, 1969A exploded minutes after launch and 1969B took a U-turn and crashed to earth. More recently, NASA’s Mars Climate Orbiter crashed into the Red Planet in 1999 after an embarrassing measurement unit mix-up caused the satellite to enter the atmosphere too low. On Christmas 2003, the world waited for a signal from the UK Mars lander, Beagle 2, after it separated from ESA’s Mars Express. To this day, there’s been no word.

In 1993, NASA’s Mars Observer was only three days away from orbital insertion around Mars when it stopped transmitting. After a very long 337 day trip from Earth it is thought that on pressurizing the fuel tanks in preparation for its approach, the orbiters propulsion system started to leak monomethyl hydrazine and helium gas. The leakage caused the craft to spin out of control, switching its electronics into “safe” mode. There was to be no further communication from Mars Observer.

To date, 26 of the 43 missions to Mars (that’s a whopping 60%) have either failed or only been partially successful in the years since the first Marsnik 1 attempt by the Soviet Union in 1960. In total the USA/NASA has flown 20 missions, six were lost (70% success rate); the Soviet Union/Russian Federation flew 18, only two orbiters (Mars 2 and 3) were a success (11% success rate); the two ESA missions, Mars Express, and Rosetta (fly-by) were both a complete success; the single Japanese mission, Nozomi, in 1998 suffered complications en-route and never reached Mars; and the British lander, Beagle 2, famously went AWOL in 2003.

The Mars Curse

Beagle 2 was a lander... in reality it was a crasher.


It didn't crash. It landed on Mars.
 

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The Soviets and even the Chinese sent rovers to Mars before the Americans did. And the Americans only just beat the Europeans to it.

The US was the first successful mission to Mars, the first successful lander on Mars, and the only ones who've have/had rovers on Mars.

No wonder briddish are so slow.
 

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The USSR... like the briddish crashed their rovers. China has one failed mars mission and their space junk is still in earth orbit.

Brits are so stupid.

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The fact of the matter is that the first human craft to reach the surface of Mars was the USSR's Mars 2 which landed on the Red Planet on 27th November 1971.
 

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The US was the first successful mission to Mars, the first successful lander on Mars, and the only ones who've have/had rovers on Mars.

Bollocks. Britain's Beagle 2 is on Mars. And so are the USSR's Mars 2 and Mars 3.
 

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The fact of the matter is that the first human craft to reach the surface of Mars was the USSR's Mars 2 which landed on the Red Planet on 27th November 1971.

The fact of the matter is you are moving the goal posts and are showing your stupidity which is endless.

Even with moving the goal posts their first Mars missions failed. They were no more succesfull than your Beagle 2 which was crashed into the surface because brits just don't have the right stuff like Americans.

First to Mars... First on Mars... First and ONLY Mars Rovers... USA!

Bollocks. Britain's Beagle 2 is on Mars. And so are the USSR's Mars 2 and Mars 3.

Yeah... symbols of Britain and USSR failures... eternal monuments to failure on the Martian surface.
 

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He's such an idiot. Trying to say the Chinese landed a rover on Mars (even before the Americans) when China's only Mars mission was a couple of years ago and their space craft never left earth's orbit.

We prefer the term "It performed a high-speed intersection maneuver with the planet Mars."

Crashing things into Mars is deemed a success for BL and those with low expectations of themselves.
 

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Even with moving the goal posts their first Mars missions failed.

So have most missions to Mars.

They were no more succesfull than your Beagle 2 which was crashed into the surface because brits just don't have the right stuff like Americans.

It didn't crash into the surface.

First to Mars... First on Mars... First and ONLY Mars Rovers... USA!

The USSR's Mars 2 was the first rover to reach Mars. Sorry about that.

I thought you Yanks would be used by now to finishing second behind the Russians in the space race. After all, the Russians beat you to almost everything: first person in space; first satellite in space; the first ICBM in space; first rocket engine restart in Earth orbit; first lunar spacecraft; first detection of solar wind; first impact into another celestial body; first photos of the far side of the Moon; first to land on Mars; first to land on Venus; first animals and plants returned alive from space; first launch from Earth orbit of upper stage into a heliocentric orbit;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_wind first spin-stabilisation; first mid-course corrections; first woman in space; first civilian in space; first multi-person crew; first space-walk; first soft-landing on another celestial body; first photos from another celestial body; first satellite to orbit another celestial body (the Moon); first docking of two remote-controlled spacecraft; first crew exchange in space; first robotic automatic sample return from another celestial body: the Moon; first remote-controlled mobile vehicle on another celestial body: the Moon; first soft landing on another planet (Venus); first signals from another planet; first multinational human-crewed mission.

These are all the things the Soviet Union beat Murca to in the space race.
 

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It didn't crash into the surface.

It certainly did.




The USSR's Mars 2 was the first rover to reach Mars. Sorry about that.
Mars 2 crashed and never roved. You're wrong again.

Entry, descent, and crash landing

The descent module separated from the orbiter on 27 November 1971 about 4.5 hours before reaching Mars. After entering the atmosphere at approximately 6 km/s, the descent system on the module malfunctioned, possibly because the angle of entry was too steep. The descent sequence did not operate as planned and the parachute did not deploy. The descent module became the first man-made object to impact the surface of Mars. The exact crash site is unknown, but it is estimated to be at 45°S 313°WCoordinates:
45°S 313°W.Attempts to contact the probe after the crash were unsuccessful.


FAILED





I thought you Yanks would be used by now to finishing second behind the Russians in the space race. After all, the Russians beat you to almost everything: first person in space; first satellite in space; the first ICBM in space; first rocket engine restart in Earth orbit; first lunar spacecraft; first detection of solar wind; first impact into another celestial body; first photos of the far side of the Moon; first to land on Mars; first to land on Venus; first animals and plants returned alive from space; first launch from Earth orbit of upper stage into a heliocentric orbit; first spin-stabilisation; first mid-course corrections; first woman in space; first civilian in space; first multi-person crew; first space-walk; first soft-landing on another celestial body; first photos from another celestial body; first satellite to orbit another celestial body (the Moon); first docking of two remote-controlled spacecraft; first crew exchange in space; first robotic automatic sample return from another celestial body: the Moon; first remote-controlled mobile vehicle on another celestial body: the Moon; first soft landing on another planet (Venus); first signals from another planet; first multinational human-crewed mission.

These are all the things the Soviet Union beat Murca to in the space race.




The brits have done nothing in space. They are far behind India in the space race.
 
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