No, he had a mangina, apparently. I find it amusing that he bashes '95%' of Canadian men as not real men, while he waxes nostalgic about coming from an 'elite' family with maids to do his work, and admits to not being tough enough to live outside of Vancouver.
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No, he had a mangina, apparently. I find it amusing that he bashes '95%' of Canadian men as not real men, while he waxes nostalgic about coming from an 'elite' family with maids to do his work, and admits to not being tough enough to live outside of Vancouver.
Sounds like he spends too much time looking in the mirror. If he is well endowed he probably can't get it up. Kinda useless, eh?
Men have bigger feet than women, this is natures way. I think women with feet equal to average mans feet would make women sad not happy. I think they would look funny as hell.
Something's gone wrong with the damn world! Women that are allowed to vote and voice their opinions. Westerners and Quebecers are allowed to travel anywhere in Canada without being watched! Aboriginals and Europeans bleeding the damn taxpayer dry so they can live off of social assistance! The world's gone to hell!
Then there's those damn immigrants. Toss the lot of them back into the sea and put the abos back into slavery. They complain less. If you don't, the Chinese will take over.
You think I'm joking about the Chinese, eh? Well, mister "I know everything!", let me explain what will happen.
There's approximately 1.4 billion of the yellow horde, just waiting to get the starting signal. Right now, their government is mining US greenbacks surreptitiously, via the dollar stores and Walmart. Walmart is the largest single importer of Chinese goods into North America. Thanks Sam!
The government in Beijing is piling up US dollars and will use them to launch a major strike against the North American continent in three waves. The first wave has already started. That's the cheap exports, with a little espionage thrown in for good measure. While the Yanks are busy trying to chase down Chinese spies, the Yellow Menace continues to slide in tons of plastic forks, cheap toys and food containers. That stuff is full of poisonous material, but you're too enamoured with the idea of cheap party favours to notice!
Stage two will be when they export unusual diseases over here. Hey, it's a global economy! People are travelling from one part of the planet to another every day. You can't keep out the diseases. Just try! Even Justin Trudeau won't be able to save you from it. I'll bet Pierre is laughing at us, wherever it is that he's hanging out these days. One thing's for sure, it's probably very hot there!
The third, well, it goes without saying: invasion. Any good military man will tell you that once you start to take territory, you have to get troops on the ground to hold it. Hell, it's already started in the lower mainland of BC! There's more damn Asians there than in Asia.
Yeah, keep laughing, but you won't think it's so funny when the general population of China starts strolling into Alaska and down the left coast towards California. Remember what I said about those 1.5 billion souls? When the Chinese government sends 20% of their population for a walk into North America, that will translate into 300,000,000 people. For those of you with poor reading skills, that's 300 million! Jiminy Jillikers! Most of them will only be carrying sticks, but who cares?
The US will panic and launch ICBMs against their mainland, but there will be a lot of old Chinese people and the infirm left "back in the old country" for the nukes to take out. That cuts down on the number of people social medicine has to treat, you know!
The Yanks will bomb, strafe, shoot, burn, bulldoze and shout at all those Chinese walking across the Bering Strait into Alaska. You bunch of rummies won't even see it coming until it's too late! No radar or early warning system will detect the masses of ordinary people walking into the water on the Chinese side! They'll pop up on the US side, wet, hungry and looking to get south to Hollywood. The Americans won't nuke their own country, so they'll exhaust every conventional explosive and weapon trying to keep them out. And you know something? The Yanks will fail!
You ever heard of the story Leiningen Versus the Ants? I see that a few of you have, but for the rest, it's a story about a farmer who tries to stop millions and millions of army ants from destroying his crops. It takes place in Brazil, but it doesn't really matter. A fellow by the name of Carl Stephenson wrote the piece. A column of army ants ten miles long and two miles wide starts moving toward Farmer Leiningen's place. Those ants are single minded, going in a straight line toward whatever it is that ants go toward. And you know what? They eat anything soft that gets in their way! Plants, animals and humans!
Leiningen tries burning them, flooding them and building moats to stop them, but nothing works. The ants keep coming. They were relentless!
That's what will happen when the Chinese start their march towards the US. Like the ants in Leiningen's story, they'll pile into the Bering Strait and fill the damn water to the top with dead bodies. The people behind them will walk across their backs. A human bridge, folks! A human bridge made up of the carcasses of a people with a single mind: Get to the US! Get to California! There will be no stopping them!
You're all so smug, sitting there thinking I'm a crazy man! Well, just wait until about six months after the invasion. Los Angeles will be full of Chinese people looking for the good life. They'll also be complaining about the food.
"You know what wrong with Amelican food? One hour later, you hungry!"
Those of left alive will be subjected to 24 hour days of Chinese television and Bollywood!
Oh, the horror!
Then there's those damn immigrants. Toss the lot of them back into the sea and put the abos back into slavery. They complain less. If you don't, the Chinese will take over.
You think I'm joking about the Chinese, eh? Well, mister "I know everything!", let me explain what will happen.
There's approximately 1.4 billion of the yellow horde, just waiting to get the starting signal. Right now, their government is mining US greenbacks surreptitiously, via the dollar stores and Walmart. Walmart is the largest single importer of Chinese goods into North America. Thanks Sam!
The government in Beijing is piling up US dollars and will use them to launch a major strike against the North American continent in three waves. The first wave has already started. That's the cheap exports, with a little espionage thrown in for good measure. While the Yanks are busy trying to chase down Chinese spies, the Yellow Menace continues to slide in tons of plastic forks, cheap toys and food containers. That stuff is full of poisonous material, but you're too enamoured with the idea of cheap party favours to notice!
Stage two will be when they export unusual diseases over here. Hey, it's a global economy! People are travelling from one part of the planet to another every day. You can't keep out the diseases. Just try! Even Justin Trudeau won't be able to save you from it. I'll bet Pierre is laughing at us, wherever it is that he's hanging out these days. One thing's for sure, it's probably very hot there!
The third, well, it goes without saying: invasion. Any good military man will tell you that once you start to take territory, you have to get troops on the ground to hold it. Hell, it's already started in the lower mainland of BC! There's more damn Asians there than in Asia.
Yeah, keep laughing, but you won't think it's so funny when the general population of China starts strolling into Alaska and down the left coast towards California. Remember what I said about those 1.5 billion souls? When the Chinese government sends 20% of their population for a walk into North America, that will translate into 300,000,000 people. For those of you with poor reading skills, that's 300 million! Jiminy Jillikers! Most of them will only be carrying sticks, but who cares?
The US will panic and launch ICBMs against their mainland, but there will be a lot of old Chinese people and the infirm left "back in the old country" for the nukes to take out. That cuts down on the number of people social medicine has to treat, you know!
The Yanks will bomb, strafe, shoot, burn, bulldoze and shout at all those Chinese walking across the Bering Strait into Alaska. You bunch of rummies won't even see it coming until it's too late! No radar or early warning system will detect the masses of ordinary people walking into the water on the Chinese side! They'll pop up on the US side, wet, hungry and looking to get south to Hollywood. The Americans won't nuke their own country, so they'll exhaust every conventional explosive and weapon trying to keep them out. And you know something? The Yanks will fail!
You ever heard of the story Leiningen Versus the Ants? I see that a few of you have, but for the rest, it's a story about a farmer who tries to stop millions and millions of army ants from destroying his crops. It takes place in Brazil, but it doesn't really matter. A fellow by the name of Carl Stephenson wrote the piece. A column of army ants ten miles long and two miles wide starts moving toward Farmer Leiningen's place. Those ants are single minded, going in a straight line toward whatever it is that ants go toward. And you know what? They eat anything soft that gets in their way! Plants, animals and humans!
Leiningen tries burning them, flooding them and building moats to stop them, but nothing works. The ants keep coming. They were relentless!
That's what will happen when the Chinese start their march towards the US. Like the ants in Leiningen's story, they'll pile into the Bering Strait and fill the damn water to the top with dead bodies. The people behind them will walk across their backs. A human bridge, folks! A human bridge made up of the carcasses of a people with a single mind: Get to the US! Get to California! There will be no stopping them!
You're all so smug, sitting there thinking I'm a crazy man! Well, just wait until about six months after the invasion. Los Angeles will be full of Chinese people looking for the good life. They'll also be complaining about the food.
"You know what wrong with Amelican food? One hour later, you hungry!"
Those of left alive will be subjected to 24 hour days of Chinese television and Bollywood!
Oh, the horror!
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Seriously, who gives a crap what others think of Canada.. they only wish they lived here..
envy sucks. :canada:
envy sucks. :canada:
Native people do not "hate" all white people, or any other people. They never have, and they never will. Only racists would even begin to think such a silly thing.
But, Natives do believe that ALL aspects of the treaties signed, and ALL aspects of International AGREEMENTS AND TREATIES SHOULD BE MET!
Canada simply refuses to do those things. And unfortunately, a small, but very vocal minority of Canadians actively work to destroy all Native cultures, traditions and life.
The exact same things are true of the Métis people. They do not "hate" anyone, but they are tired of the Canadian government doing everything possible to ignore their rights (which are specifically mentioned in the Charter), and to eliminate them as a people.
But, Natives do believe that ALL aspects of the treaties signed, and ALL aspects of International AGREEMENTS AND TREATIES SHOULD BE MET!
Canada simply refuses to do those things. And unfortunately, a small, but very vocal minority of Canadians actively work to destroy all Native cultures, traditions and life.
The exact same things are true of the Métis people. They do not "hate" anyone, but they are tired of the Canadian government doing everything possible to ignore their rights (which are specifically mentioned in the Charter), and to eliminate them as a people.
It's the damn natives, the homeless and the drug addicts that are destroying Canada! Sucking the very life force out of us by using up the money that the Chinese and the Muslims haven't taken yet!
Well, maybe it's just the natives and the homeless. The addicts are usually lying around in a park with a needle in their arm. They don't make it downtown to the government offices under their own steam. Basically, they're lazy. The natives and the homeless are shiftless, moving around in the shadows where we can't keep an eye on them. My wife is an Algonguin. I haven't seen her since 1988. She's got a ton of laundry to catch up on when she gets home!
Her brother is a drunk. He's always downtown pestering the working folks.
It's all because of the damn politicians. This whole mess is their doing.
Well, maybe it's just the natives and the homeless. The addicts are usually lying around in a park with a needle in their arm. They don't make it downtown to the government offices under their own steam. Basically, they're lazy. The natives and the homeless are shiftless, moving around in the shadows where we can't keep an eye on them. My wife is an Algonguin. I haven't seen her since 1988. She's got a ton of laundry to catch up on when she gets home!
Her brother is a drunk. He's always downtown pestering the working folks.
It's all because of the damn politicians. This whole mess is their doing.
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I have always said that there is one thing that makes Canada GREAT - she produces the world's best wrestlers!
Sad news today: the beloved Mad Dog Vachon, RIP
Folks here in Gopherland adopted him as one of our own. He drew huge crowds whenever he wrestled here and after his career ended as well. Will be sorely missed.
Sad news today: the beloved Mad Dog Vachon, RIP
Folks here in Gopherland adopted him as one of our own. He drew huge crowds whenever he wrestled here and after his career ended as well. Will be sorely missed.
One other reason why Canada is a strange place is that someone can make ludicrous comments like this and then receive 5 green-plusses for it from fellow gormless idiots.
Stop making me use the google translate to go from briddish to English words. It wastes a lot of gorming time.
You gormless gorm.
Surely you're not suggesting that any of his dull prattle is worth translating? 8O
I'm not gormless. I'm gormful.
And I'm British. Don't be surprised when I use British English.
Canada's ranked 15th in the world in rugby union after, in descending order, New Zealand, South Africa, England, Australia, France, Wales, Ireland, Samoa, Scotland, Argentina, Italy, Tonga, Fiji and Japan. It is ranked one place above Romania.
It is ranked 16th in the world in rugby league after, in descending order, Australia, New Zealand, England, France, Wales, Papua New Guinea, Fiji, Samoa, Ireland, Tonga, Scotland, USA, Italy, Russia and Serbia. It is ranked one place above Lebanon.