Living In Canada Is A Privilege, Not A Consolation Prize

[MHz]

I only do condos.

Would it help or hinder the 'sale'?

 

[PoliticalNick]

You think I would stop terrorizing you even if I did?

You provide mild comedic relief...nothing else

 

[mentalfloss]

That's only because you're the punching bag.

 

[MHz]

You provide mild comedic relief...nothing else

Is that not enough for you?

 

[EagleSmack]

Is that not enough for you?

It's good for me MHz

 

[PoliticalNick]

Is that not enough for you?

It's good for me MHz

Good for me too.

It's one of the main reasons I come here. That and intelligent conversation with people that aren't Mentalfart

 

[Curious Cdn]

Living in Canada is a hot dog, not a filet mignon.

You're a hot dog, weiner.

 

[DaSleeper]

Good for me too.

It's one of the main reasons I come here. That and intelligent conversation with people that aren't Mentalfart

Reading his posts is good exercise for everybody's neck.....

 

[Mowich]

Well they are kind of stupid.

In that case they will be doubly shocked to find that not only will they be paying taxes here in Canada but they are still beholden to the IRS.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

In that case they will be doubly shocked to find that not only will they be paying taxes here in Canada but they are still beholden to the IRS.

Only above a certain income level I doubt many here achieve.

 

[Curious Cdn]

I know some lovely swamp areas with broadband. (even the creeks are wired for email alerts)
Cabin or Plot of land??

There is a real estate developer operating in the GTA called "Slough Estates". (The Western term "slough" is not in use East of Manitoba.)

Welcome to beautiful Moose Meadows!

 

[gopher]

why cross the border when you can have a taste of Canada at home:

Buffalo, NY

 

[Mowich]

why cross the border when you can have a taste of Canada at home:

Buffalo, NY

Could be wrong, gopher but coming here for our food is likely to be low on the list of priorities. :lol:

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Could be wrong, gopher but coming here for our food is likely to be low on the list of priorities. :lol:

No, we come for your sparkling personalities. And for the beneficial lectures about what's wrong with us.

 

[Curious Cdn]

No, we come for your sparkling personalities. And for the beneficial lectures about what's wrong with us.

Why would you listen to us? You don't listen to anyone else on the planet, either. (... just in case you felt needy of a fresh lecture.)

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Why would you listen to us?

Are you kidding? It's pure comedy gold! Specially if you like laughing at the developmentally disabled (and I do).

You don't listen to anyone else on the planet, either. (... just in case you felt needy of a fresh lecture.)

Why should we?

 

[Curious Cdn]

Are you kidding? It's pure comedy gold! Specially if you like laughing at the developmentally disabled (and I do).


Why should we?

J'ai reste ma valise.

 

[Jinentonix]

I only do condos.

Do you at least buy them a drink first?

Are you kidding? It's pure comedy gold! Specially if you like laughing at the developmentally disabled (and I do).

Well you must be getting a real good belly laugh out of your fellow countrymen and women after this last election then. In fact, Americans proved just how stupid they are by fighting with each other over absolute crap.

Why should we?

Yeah! America thinks it's their f*cking job tell other countries what to do, not the other way around. Hell, the US talks a big game about freedom, democracy and right to self-determination, but they only agree with those principles for other countries when it benefits the US. Take Iran for example. A country that employed a democratic free and fair election and elected a nationalist leader who was going to nationalize the oil fields. The US, realizing that Iran got democracy and voting all wrong, toppled their democratically elected leadership and installed a puppet regime. This and similar assaults on people's right to self-determination have occurred in over 60 countries since the end of WW2 where the US was the perpetrator.

Yeah, like the US is going to listen to anybody. America is like an engineer(not the train driving kind), they think they know everything and you can't tell them anything.

 

[PoliticalNick]

No, we come for your sparkling personalities. And for the beneficial lectures about what's wrong with us.

If you're going to listen to all of what's wrong you might as well move in...it will take quite some time to go over it all. :lol:

America is like an engineer(not the train driving kind), they think they know everything and you can't tell them anything.

And as long a it looks good on paper there is no reason it won't work in the real world. :roll:

I have proven so many engineers wrong over the 20+ years I spent in construction....but the math worked...lol

 

[Jinentonix]

Yep, if you want to live in Canada you have to accept Canadian values. If not, leave!!

Here's just another example.

Copy/paste


Who can argue with such great logic? Now let us agree nation wide on this.
"PUT SOME PORK ON YOUR FORK"

A commercial promoting pork says:

"PUT SOME PORK ON YOUR FORK"

The MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CAFETERIA MENU AND EXPLAINS WHY:

Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb.

The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval has refused, and the town clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why.

"Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its customs, its traditions, and its way of life, because that's where they
chose to immigrate.

"Muslims must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec."They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not the Canadians who, so generously, welcomed them.

"Muslims must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic.Canada accepted many immigrants before Muslims showed up (whereas the reverse is not true, in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants)."

"Just like other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up their identity or their culture.

"And, if Canada is a land of welcome, it's not the Mayor of Dorval who welcomes
foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole.

"Finally, they must understand that in Canada ( Quebec ) with its Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion must remain in the private domain."

The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.

"For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them
under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Sharia.

"If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries, it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than
elsewhere. We will not let you drag Canada down to the level of those 57 countries.

"Ask yourself this question - just once: "Why is it better here in Canada than where you come from?"
"A canteen with pork on the menu is part of the answer."

If you came to Canada with the idea that you will displace us with your prolific propagation and eventually take over the country, you should pack
up and go back to the country you came from.
We have no room here for you and your ideology.

Never happened. With the exception of the mayor's name and the location, this is almost word for word the same thing that was said to have occurred in some Belgian town or city a few years ago. I also saw it repeated somewhere in Britain as well before it showed up here as having taken place in Canada.