You mean should Applism be recognized as a religion? Absolutely. It is no more absurd that Christianity or Islam. The only difference is that Applism has one follower, while Christianity has one billion.
But in the eyes of the Charter and the law, I don't see why there should be any difference between Applism and Christianity.
Again, the preamble to the Charter never even mentions any particular religion. In fact, quite frankly, it's difficult to even interpret.
"Whereas Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law"...
Grammatically speaking, this is not a command in the imperative tense. In fact, it's not even a statement of any kind of obligation on anyone's part. It's merely a statement suggesting by the 'whereas' that what follows is as a direct result of it. Whether God exists or not is a separate issue, but clearly the law assumes he does by this statement, and that all that follows in the Charter is due at least in part owing to at least a belief as per the Charter in the supremacy of God. So to take an example from the Charter:
"Whereas Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law...
"Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:
(a) freedom of conscience and religion;
(b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication;
(c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
(d) freedom of association..."
So we must conclude that by that wording that it is owing to the supremacy of God that we have freedom of belief.
And if we really want to be funny:
"Whereas Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law...
There shall be a sitting of Parliament and of each legislature at least once every twelve months."
So we must conclude from this that it's thanks to the Supremacy of God that it's every 12 and not 11 or 13 months, but specifically 12 months. If we interpret it that way, then we must conclude that the Charter is declaring itself to be Holy Writ. So should we start memorizing it, reciting it and chanting it?
And of course this could lead to the Question of whether Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, etc. are in fact messengers of God. If they are, then we must conclude that the law of their Books must apply in Canadian law too since the Charter makes it clear that God is Supreme. And yes, if Applism has its own sacred texts, and if it too believes in a monotheistic supreme being (i.e. God), then we must determine whether that Book is the word of god too because if it is, then it also stands supreme. The question then of course is how do we prove what words belong to God?
Though I believe in God myself, I'd way it's not wise to mention God in any law unless you have an official state religion as that leads to all kinds of legal confusion and leaves the law open to a wide array of definitions.
In the UK for instance, since the Church of England is the established Church, it therefore can officially define such questions if it ever were necessary to do so.
But as long as there is no official state religion, it's best to keep any reference to God out of any law unless you intend to define it.
Now of course since the Queen of Canada is also the head of the Church of England, I suppose it could be left to her to interpret it? Yo see, without it being clearly defined, unless of course there's some obscure law I'm unaware of, it can be interpreted 1001 different ways, thus perhaps making it preferable to just not mention the word at all.
God - Thank you for this gift you have presented to me on a platter with an apple in his mouth
SJP - Not referring in any way that you are a pig.
Please refer to the court case presently ongoing, in Toronto i believe where a couple of people are stating their smoking pot qualifies as a religion - Numerous experts called as you would know - and funny enough there are criteria to be met. I did not save the article but i am sure it is available some place on the net.
PS - Yours does not qualify - Guess you will have to work on some things to go with that apple.
Also - Would any apple qualify???
Again, in the absence of an official state religion, if those pot-smokers claim to believe in God, and with God being supreme, and with them claiming god wants them to smoke pot, how do we challenge the supremacy of god then?