Jesus Christ Almighty!

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Jesus Christ Almighty is uttered by all people, when they get excited or mad.

A lot of churches consider these three words swear words the same churches that believe in Jesus.

Tonight will be filled with miracles because people can forget about their ills and woes.

People will remember the Son of God who was born in a dirty rat infested manger and how he rose up to change the world teaching about love and peace.

The great war machines will stop for a couple of hours so they can all worship this great man.

The great war of 1812 ended because it was harvest time and people had to get their crops in.

It’s too bad wars can’t end like that where the soldiers just simply lay down their arms and go home because they got more important things to do and let the politicians fight it out.

After this night is over people will forget and just scold the people that say Jesus Christ Almighty until the chocolate rabbits appear on the horizon.
 
Praxius

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Maybe they're all celebrating the wrong guy?

I mean if Jesus was supposed to bring peace and happiness to the world, where the hell is it? Apparently celebrating his birth and being nice to others for one day in the year isn't enough to actually bring any peace of any kind, because as you said, afterwards, everything goes right back to the way it was before.

Maybe they are all celebrating the wrong guy......

Maybe we should all just switch gears and celebrate/worship the next best thing:

 
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This is a piece by an Iraqi feminist telling like it is in her country this holiday season. Something to contemplate as we stuff ourselves.


Jingle Bells and all that Stuff...


By Layla Anwar
December 24, 2008

Ah! Another Xmas...I don't care much for Xmas or any other holiday. For me, it's all the same...same thing, day in and day out...

I go through the motions and repeat the greetings with a fake smile, but I really don't care much. Santa can go and stuff himself as far as am concerned. Well, he does not need to stuff himself, he is already stuffed...and so are you.

Seems you have all been under the taxidermist knife...stuffed to the brink, stuffed to your eyeballs, stuffed...stuffed with paper, cotton, rags, words...

And this Christmas you will stuff yourselves even more...with more stuff and more stuffing...Your husbands are stuffed, your wives are stuffed, your kids are stuffed, your homes are stuffed, your shops are stuffed, your brains are stuffed...you are stuffed.

Tomorrow you will probably stuff something and put it in an oven, a stuffed Xmas dinner, with your stiff, stuffed families, talking through your stiff upper lips about more stuff while you are stuffing your stomachs with food stuff. And beneath your stale breaths, you will huff and puff and say -- Stuff it, I can't wait till it's over, this is too stuffy. **** that stuff.

And you will tear away at your wrapped boxes, and see more stuff, stuff you don't need or don't like, but hey it's stuff and you can't waste away stuff...

So you will stuff it away, amongst the other stuff that has accumulated in your stuffed closets and cupboards till the next stuffy Xmas and you will repeat it all over again...

God's stuff is really absent, but you think you already know all that God stuff...

Meanwhile in Iraq, 5 million orphans have no stuff. They live in streets and run down orphanages. They are sold, bought, trafficked, molested, raped, turned into sex slaves and beggars...

They have no clean water to drink, no food to eat, no toys to play with, no books to read, no family to hug, no clothes and no shoes to wear, no blankets to cover them, no stuffed Santa to visit them, no electricity and no illuminated Xmas tree...

5 million Iraqi children turned into orphans because you believed stuff you were told and you acted upon that stuff...

5 million Iraqi orphans are your guarantee that you will have unlimited access to more stuff so you can stuff yourselves even more...

And here they are...5 million of them, in 5 years...

For them Xmas or no Xmas, it does not make a difference. For them, it's the same thing, day in and day out...

They are of your own doing. They are the children, the little ones, you turned into diposable stuff...

So stuff them and stuff it and have a Merry stuffed Xmas.
 
Risus

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Cliffy said:
This is a piece by an Iraqi feminist telling like it is in her country this holiday season. Something to contemplate as we stuff ourselves.


Jingle Bells and all that Stuff...


By Layla Anwar
December 24, 2008

Ah! Another Xmas...I don't care much for Xmas or any other holiday. For me, it's all the same...same thing, day in and day out...

I go through the motions and repeat the greetings with a fake smile, but I really don't care much. Santa can go and stuff himself as far as am concerned. Well, he does not need to stuff himself, he is already stuffed...and so are you.

Seems you have all been under the taxidermist knife...stuffed to the brink, stuffed to your eyeballs, stuffed...stuffed with paper, cotton, rags, words...

And this Christmas you will stuff yourselves even more...with more stuff and more stuffing...Your husbands are stuffed, your wives are stuffed, your kids are stuffed, your homes are stuffed, your shops are stuffed, your brains are stuffed...you are stuffed.

Tomorrow you will probably stuff something and put it in an oven, a stuffed Xmas dinner, with your stiff, stuffed families, talking through your stiff upper lips about more stuff while you are stuffing your stomachs with food stuff. And beneath your stale breaths, you will huff and puff and say -- Stuff it, I can't wait till it's over, this is too stuffy. **** that stuff.

And you will tear away at your wrapped boxes, and see more stuff, stuff you don't need or don't like, but hey it's stuff and you can't waste away stuff...

So you will stuff it away, amongst the other stuff that has accumulated in your stuffed closets and cupboards till the next stuffy Xmas and you will repeat it all over again...

God's stuff is really absent, but you think you already know all that God stuff...

Meanwhile in Iraq, 5 million orphans have no stuff. They live in streets and run down orphanages. They are sold, bought, trafficked, molested, raped, turned into sex slaves and beggars...

They have no clean water to drink, no food to eat, no toys to play with, no books to read, no family to hug, no clothes and no shoes to wear, no blankets to cover them, no stuffed Santa to visit them, no electricity and no illuminated Xmas tree...

5 million Iraqi children turned into orphans because you believed stuff you were told and you acted upon that stuff...

5 million Iraqi orphans are your guarantee that you will have unlimited access to more stuff so you can stuff yourselves even more...

And here they are...5 million of them, in 5 years...

For them Xmas or no Xmas, it does not make a difference. For them, it's the same thing, day in and day out...

They are of your own doing. They are the children, the little ones, you turned into diposable stuff...

So stuff them and stuff it and have a Merry stuffed Xmas.
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Well you can blame the yankees and bushinski for that....
 
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No, it was based on yankee lies...
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Even so, not all of us bought into the lies at the time....heck nobody (our faithfull media) even QUestioned it. It was as if, since the two towers were knocked down, it was a given everything uttered by the US gov after that, was fact and true. How f****g gullible are we as a nation?

We`ve been ignoring these facts and `stuffing` ourselves ever since and its a shame.
 
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Jesus Christ came, invited people to God alone (according to the First Commandment) then died and his soul went to heaven in the neighborhood of his Lord.
He cannot save all people, except the people that believe in God alone and work the righteous work. Just like all the rest of God's apostles who had passed before him. But people - throught the enthusiasm - invented many innovations and inventions and forgery: like the followers of every religion: some time following the death of the apostle.

In the Quran 5: 118, God judged Jesus in heaven, who said to God concerning Christians who worshipped the Christ besides God Most Gracious:
إِن تُعَذِّبْهُمْ فَإِنَّهُمْ عِبَادُكَ وَإِن تَغْفِرْ لَهُمْ فَإِنَّكَ أَنتَ الْعَزِيزُ الْحَكِيمُ
The explanation:
( "If You should punish them [if they keep up on their disbeleif], they are Your servants [and You can dispose about them as You like];
but if You should forgive them [if they believe in my apostle-hood, and do not say that I am the son of God], surely You are the All-Mighty [and] the Most Wise.")


Today, I have re-read the first sermon of Jesus as in the Gospel according to Matthew, chapter 5;
Read it and see: none can say such parables unless he was an apostle of God - be glorified.
Jesus said he was the son of man, and the man possessed said the son of God.
Jesus is the son of man: yes, true. Son of God: no. And Jesus was a righteous servant of God, and to this he did not disdain, neither was he overproud to tell others that.
 
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Liberalman said:
Jesus was born more than two thousand years ago but no one got his message not even the Christians.
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There were no Christians at the time of Jesus only Jews of various sects. Chrtstianity only took hold after jiggery-pokery by Paul & other apostles made it palatable to the masses.
eg dropped restriction on foods & circumcision
 
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eanassir

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Liberalman said:
Jesus was born more than two thousand years ago but no one got his message not even the Christians.
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Yes, Jesus was a blessed servant of God.
And he came to glorify God, not to glorify himself. So he did not celebrate his birthday. Only people do celebrate his birth because they love to be merry and to play and laugh.

So here I say: :smile:

:eek:ccasion4:Congratulations by the birth of the blessed Jesus Christ :love7:
the word of God and the invitor to love and peace​
 
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I say "shyte". I never say "JCA". But then again, I'm not "all people".
 
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