What is magic?
He is woken up in the morning by some magic box that makes rhythmic sounds with voices of people inside it (they must be trapped by a wizard!) speaking in tongues.
There is a magic waterfall in his magically heated dwelling (it's walls have invisible magic barriers that keep the warmth inside!) in which he bathes (every day!!) and there's a magic urn that whisks off his excrement and magically refills itself with blue water!
His clothing has magic fasteners that "zip" up and some that sticks like magic.
He goes outside and gets in this weird magic carriage that moves with no horses pulling it! It seems to know when he is making a turn, and blinks tiny lanterns on the outside.
It has the same voices and rhythmic sounds only much louder and one voice is apparently coming from some other magic carriage that flies over the city watching the horseless carriages.
When he arrives at his work (what kind of work can they do here with everyone just sitting there staring at these magic windows and drumming their fingers on the table?) and walks into a little room with no windows.
The door closes and I suddenly felt heavier (must have been that food we picked up from the magic window with the clown in front) and when the doors opened up again, everyone outside the room had changed! The aisles and rows of magic windows were the same, but the PEOPLE were different! That button he pushed in the small magic room most be able to create and destroy people at a whim! Surely he works for a wizard!
The door opened and closed a few times and people got on and off. but he never warned others to stay in the magic resurrection room, (likely because there's only room for so many people...).
Finally he found the right set of people he liked and stepped out of the little room.
He has his own little space with a magic window, (but his window looks into this bulletin board of sorts), only there is no paper and a little arrow on the window tells him what to read next.
After a day of "work", he heads back home in his carriage, stopping at a shop on the way home. This shop had nothing but rows of little windows with people and animals trapped inside! It had to be some kind of magic zoo (or prison).
It seems he bailed one of the windows (people or animal, I don't know) from the zoo and brought it with him in a big box.
Back in his dwelling, he took the new window out of the box and set it in the corner. It seems to have a world of its own inside...
He watched the magic window for hours, while drinking magic potion (it fizzes!) from the magic cold chamber in the kitchen. It seemed to make him happy and laugh a lot. Or maybe it was the magic herb he smoked like the indians smoke tobacco in the new world. He'd light it with a magic torch he held in his hand (at first I thought it WAS his hand magically lighting the herb stick (laughing out loud!!)).
Through the magic window he'd look in on his "Friends" once in a while. (I'm suspicious, because if they were indeed his friends, wouldn't they speak to him or talk about him from time to time?)
There were game worlds, where they ask questions but they never seem to hear when he shouts out the answers. He gets so mad he throws things...
Occasionally the window shows my own world and I'm tempted to try and break through, but I don't recognize any of the folks from there. Seems to be some rich family with a ranch called the Ponderosa. Nice spread, but I never heard of it. That "Hoss" guy is sure an idiot!
There's another one with these two cowboys, (but they also have these horseless types) who actually fall in love! With each other! When they have perfectly good wives!
Signed,
18th Century Time Traveller
Muz