"i am that i am"
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No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.
Yeah, I remember that ugly story, 2 Kings 2:23,24, where god sends two bears to maul 42 children to death for making fun of Elishah's baldness. Nice guy. I think I too would prefer the lake of fire to eternity with an appalling ogre like that.
Great juxtaposition of scriptures showing that Jesus Christ is God himself, our Savior. Many students of the Bible fail to miss the significance of these references. The book of Isaiah is also a great source identifying Jesus as the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
"Lo, this is our God; we have waited for him, and he will save us: this is the LORD; we have waited for him, we will be glad and rejoice in his salvation." (Isa. 25:9)
Why would he want to save your sorry a$$? Why would he want to save someone who is too lazy to save themselves? Get off the couch and pull your head out of the bible. Live life like it was worth something. If your gawd created you, you have an obligation to do more than wait around to go to your imaginary heaven. If I was gawd, I would be thoroughly disgusted with your attitude. I would probably smite you just because you were too lazy to appreciate the gift of life that I gave you. You are one lucky Schmuck that I am not your gawd.
My father told me that Popeye's penis would never rust, because at night he dipped it in Olive Oyl.
Many of those students fail to realize that there is extremely little evidence that gods give a crap about Earth and what transpires on it.
I never knew a penis could rust.8O
I always thought it might fall off with lack of use (use it or lose it.)
I always thought it might fall off with lack of use (use it or lose it.)
That's what wiki says he said.
It's a bit different than saying, "I am that I am", though. It's kind of like saying, "I am me". An appropriate retort would be, "Big deal. I am me, too."
The concept just made me wonder if other gods are as impressed with the Christian god as it is with itself (I just posted in the vanity thread, you see).
Well, technically, there's a few ailments that can make it deteriorate and one that can make it fall off, that I know of.
Used to have a buddy back home who insisted on driving his motorcycle around in early winter. He was a good Mennonite boy named Dick Friesen.