How to properly beat your wife

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A old fashioned religious *** whoopin' is just what these Muslim women and men need to correct their aberrant behaviour.

I used to be a fan of baseball bats. My favourite was the Louisville Slugger. It has a nice heft and is extremely well made, but it is too heavy. They were also difficult to rplace in the Middle East. The closest resuppliers were through the American PX in Germany.

Machetes and pig's leather whips supplanted the wooden bat, and worked just fine for me. I keep my issued equipment in the front room, ready for when the government declares Muslims, "Surplus to Requirements". That day isn't too far off, even for Justy.
 
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It's good that these people are policing their own, in order to teach them the correct way of disciplining women. Women cause most of the trouble in the Middle East. They are homely, but, Allah be praised, must cover their ugliness with a heavy, thick (probably) lead lined nijab. They nag, do that annoying high pitched screech - which common sense tells you, annoys the hell out of the men.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md7OvU5JIcI

When you patrol the streets or goat paths in the middle East, we considered them a marker. I think the Muslim men used the women as a distraction or to draw fire, so we always watched the perimeter, when that cackling started. More than one patrol was saved from a rocket attack or ambush by ignoring the women and locating the men in nearby cracks and crevices. You send them to hell right away. If the women came out cackling and brandishing AKs, you sent them to hell too.
 
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