Forget 2012, 2011 is the New Doomsday

Cliffy

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Damn! Its supposed to rain tonight and I'll miss the moon. I will miss dooms day too. I'm immortal. BTW, so is everybody else, so don't sweat it. The body is just a vehicle and occasionally we have to replace it.
 

petros

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I have a funny feeling it will come in handy soon enough Cliffy. Just make sure you have a T wrench and jack to go with it.
 

MissAnnika

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the real kicker is this man had been wrong once before. He predicted the end in 1994, that obviously didn't happen, and yet his followers still remain faithful and continue to support his theory, spread the news, and hold on to his ever word, as if they hadn't learned their lesson from the first failure. It really baffles me that people can be that stupid and weak minded.

As mentioned before, he got his calculations from scriptures and numbers in the bible, but unless he had written the bible himself (which is impossible) then there is no possible way for him to have all the answers. This is nothing but his own interpretation. I've also read elsewhere that he was instructing people to stop going to church and listen to what he has to say instead, and unless you believe ever word of his babbling, you will not get into heaven. I've come to the conclusion that this is no different than a radical cult at this point....well he is nearly 90 years old now, I'm sure this will be his last end of days prediction, and will soon be reaching his own personal end.
 

petros

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the real kicker is this man had been wrong once before. He predicted the end in 1994, that obviously didn't happen, and yet his followers still remain faithful and continue to support his theory, spread the news, and hold on to his ever word.
There are millions of magic underwear wearing Mormons who believe Joseph Smith had a magic gold tablet and magic hat even after he said he was full of ****.

Doomsday is everyday for those who lack a deep sense of spirit and need to follow someone who they believe will protect them from the inevitable death we all succumb to.
 

MissAnnika

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Nicely said Petros, glad to see that everyone here aren't one of those empty husks mindlessly wandering the earth with no sense of direction until their zombie leader tells them what to believe next >.>

Haha, well I tried my best to be creative with my words, maybe someone with more experience can put it into a better perspective.
 

MissAnnika

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ugh, so some poor fool who had bought all this nonsense had the gal to send me a message declaring that he was 100% sure that the rapture would start May 21 2011.

First I said to him, "Oh, then you must have the original bible and can translate Hebrew, because that is the only possible way for you to even begin thinking you are right, and even then, there are no specific written dates in the bible soooo yeah."

He simply said no he doesn't have one, but oh wait! He doesn't believe the bible has been revised much from its original text.....

Fffff are you seriously kidding me or what? Of course it has.

Well then Mr. I-Know-it-All, please by all means sign over all your worldly possessions and financial earnings to me, seeing as how you will be raptured in 2 months and will no longer have a need for them.

Put up or shut up right? And if he won't do it then I told him to no longer waste my time >.>

I am already way beyond annoyed with all this, luckily I only have to wait 2 months and 1 day for this crap to be over with.

There's a smirk on my face as I think about laughing in the faces of all those moronic followers, but I will maintain my humility, although I find it a great hilarity.
 

MissAnnika

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yes, it is.

this nutter actually messaged me back saying, "If I had any possessions I'd consider it."

Oh really? Because it's kind of obvious you have a computer.

His refusal to give me even a single dime shows exactly how much he truly believes in all this...I really wish natural selection would take its course right about now >.>
 

MissAnnika

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I apologize for my ranting, I just felt the need to complain to someone about my daily woes. There is no wrath like a pregnant woman's scorn....

Is it May 22nd yet? -.-
 

GreenFish66

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Well' Miss Annika...

Only Time will Tell ..Let's Hope It Screams and Yells...Long Before, It's Almost Over...

Hypochondriacs/Doomsayers....Not too much difference....;)

Live for life...

Enjoy...

Be the Cure not the Cancer..

Move Positively Forward into the Future...

Gotta have Faith...Oh...Live and Let die....

Ah...Uh....What will Be...Will Be

You know...And All That ..

And whatever you do...Don't Worry about Eccentric Crazies
with lotsa $$$$ and Influence ..Trying to Rule/Ruin the World....Get to you!!!!!...;):)

Live Long and Prosper..:)

Peace or Pieces?

Peace..
 
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