You are already like us guys. That is what drives you insane.
It is kind of like us here in Boston and how we despise the real Yankees. The New York type Yankees. We could not stand them. HATED THEM. They were so good...all those World Championships, one after the other and we poor Red Sox fans had not won a championship since 1918. And the Yankees, always out spending us, out playing us. So we hated them. Always we said...heck we even had T-Shirts that said...
"Why not us?"
And there you are.
The jealousy theory. I get a kick out of it every time I hear it but it's wrong.
I have been to the USA many times and don't envy it even slightly. My family is from the USA and most are still there. I have a street named after my family for its role in the Boston tea party.
I am not jealous.
What I don't like is the American bloodlust. Your country is controlled by your insatiable appetite for war. There is no other country on earth as war mongering as the USA. Then there are your wars by proxy and covert wars of overthrow and instability.
Then there are the people the majority whom don't realize the misery they cause because they think there country is the greatest and the best. What they don't understand is that means $h!t when it is so only because it insists on dragging everybody down with it. But the belief blinds them to the evil of their country. It is a democracy where the people are bought with buckets of blood and evil war machines.
My family came to Canada because they were tired of the USA and its antiquated notions of state. I am not jealous of anything you've got - I'm tired and sick of it.