For those who are Atheists. Just for the Hell of it. Ya know, ya never can tell eh.

WLDB

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We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance ,well, they're no friends of mine.

Alright Ive changed my mind. haha

As I have stated before, I am not an atheist, but if I was confronted with the biblical god, I would kick him in the balls, then kick him again when he hit the floor.

I dont think he has any.
 

Sal

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No. I look at what has been done in his name and that he has sanctioned or allowed and condemn him to the boot. But then I know that will never happen, as it doesn't exist. It is a fabrication. Everybody has their own interpretation of what god is. Mine would never tolerate the crap that has been done in the name of the war god of the desert.
it would be really cool to have to experience god in the way that we believe him to be, (for a while) so all those fire and brimstoners for instance would have to have their behaviour judged by that kind of god, and all those with a wicked judgmental nature would be judged as such and we would all see how each has viewed god
karma baby, the ultimate
 

Dexter Sinister

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Do you think that only people with a religious belief can forgive?
No. In fact my experience is that religious belief and genuine forgiveness are negatively correlated.

Religious belief does not dictate whether a person will or will not forgive.
Agreed, but Christian belief systems generally make people feel they have a duty to forgive, and what I've seen is often a very grudging, self-righteous forgiveness that's pretty unconvincing.
 

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Hey, Goober. With over 10 000 gods and goddesses, and with over 26 000 Christian sects (each preaching pagan hellfire for everyone else), you have less than 1 chance in 260 000 000 of getting it right. Think I'll buy a Lotto Max instead.

Let me see, is it Marduke and Anglicanism? Thor and Mormonism?
 
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JLM

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Just for the Hell of it. Ya know, ya never can tell eh.
Chest pains, ambulance arrives takes you to the hospital.
Rush to the table, Drs. try everything but to no avail.
You can hear them say, to late. There is nothing more we can do.

Long pause then you pass to Heaven.

What would be the first thing you would say or even sing.

A few suggestions in the event you may need them.

"Amen" - Gospel Christmas - YouTube

Celtic Woman - Amazing Grace - YouTube

Amazing Grace - Rhema 7yr old Gospel singer plz "Share" - YouTube

Dolly Parton - Go Tell It On The Mountain (Xmas Special) - YouTube

Yep - Goober told me to hedge my bets.

"I'm looking over a four leaf clover".
 

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I'm a Frisbeetarian, when I die I will fly right to the rooftop, or be mauled by a dog. Whichever comes first.
 

Dexter Sinister

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Or you might be caught by a fit, tanned, and muscular young man like I used to be. :)


I'm not young anymore, but the rest still fits. Lemme know where you're flying...