Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet

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Only in Japan...

http://inventorspot.com/articles/cannibal_banquet_pushes_limits_d_6619

Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet

by Steve Levenstein, September 04, 2007



Shouldn't there be an apple in her mouth?

Just when you thought you'd seen enough Japanese weirdness, something like the so-called "Cannibal Banquet" comes along to shock us anew. The photos pretty much say it all but I will comment anyway - hey, that's what I do!

"Do you prefer the breast, or the thigh?"

Here's how the Cannibal Banquet works... a pinata-like "body" is carefully crafted, then stuffed with edible goodies in a red sauce. More "sauce" is somehow embedded into the outside covering - "skin" as it were - of the body so that it will appear to bleed when cut into. By this time, most of us would have lost our appetites, but I digress... Anyway, the prepared body (who appears to be wearing a wedding ring!) is wheeled into the dining room on a hospital gurney and a courteous host wielding a scalpel begins the operation. From the looks of it, plenty of alcoholic beverages are required to keep the patrons in the mood to chow down, cannibal style!


"Scalpel... Retractor... Fork..."

You know, I love Japan and even the more unsavory examples of weirdness I uncover just add spice to the culture's charm. The Cannibal Banquet pushes the limits, though, and I have to wonder if the bizarre scene actually takes place in Japan. Other commentators have speculated that the buffet is actually a Taiwanese stunt - wouldn't surprise me in the least. I find it both interesting and amusing that declaring something odd to be from Japan seems to give it an aura of believability in the weird wide world! (A little old but still weird. - via Weird Asia News - naturally!)

Steve Levenstein
Japanese Innovations Writer
InventorSpot.com
 

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That's stupid even for the Japanese. And why h*ll would they need to pixelate her muffin? It's not real.:-?

Good Question... apparently simulated cooters are in bad taste... Barbie still doesn't have one after 50 years.
 

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appears to be wearing a wedding ring? LOL... or there's a bottle stopper near 'her' hand.

LOL. yes, it's in bad taste, but, how does it taste? LOL.

I've seen cakes something like this for everything from halloween to stagette parties. Is it the filling that matters? The degree of realness?
 
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Good Question... apparently simulated cooters are in bad taste... Barbie still doesn't have one after 50 years.

Now how would you know that???? and are you waiting anxiously like me for them to redesign ken?

I was standing at a bus stop...years ago...80's late night catching the last bus to Meadovale mississuage...lil drunk ...very happy ....
So this mooch in the bus shelter bums a smoke off me...i had lotso time and offered him one..he starts in on the jesus routine with me....yer gonna love this one......

I start explaining how none of that has worked...you people have had 2000 years to get it right and what have you got...more war and greed ....He looks a tad put off... so i offer him the solution.....

Has anyone met you yet and told you of the Great Eating?
He looked a lil perplexed and said no...Oh so you don't know then..
Well we are eating our way to world peace ... There is a huge movement going on ...you either eat with us or be eaten....the guy is like bug eyed and scared cause i'm quite serious...ignoring his attempts to foil my seriousness with smerks....i go on....

You see there is this huge cannabil movement taking place..Have you ever eaten people? he shakes his head....Well if you do, there is this special bonding that occurs...the Great Master Eater who started it all in his great Wisdom found out about this and devised a plan to rid the world of the hatred and inhumanity to humanity we all are locked in...We are eating our way to world peace one human at a time....

you see you take someone you kill them and cook and satrt eating him...you take few people..the Non Eaters and offer them the cooked human along with the The Great Philosphy of the Great Eating and those that partake in the eating share in the bonding...Once you have eaten human with a group there is no bond like it on earth ..you would never think of harming another Eater and only wish good upon them.....

So all over the planet the Great Eating is taking place...one human at a time, untill all is left are The Eaters...You too will be aproached, i implore to drop this Jesus freak facade and Eat your way to the New World....

Of course we know that after a hundred years or so corruption will have set in due to the lack of Eating and the Second Great eating shall unfold ...


my bus came...i got on it and waved to a very much confussed homeless guy...
 

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if you look at the very last pic though, the running sauce is clearly painted on. It wouldn't be so uniform otherwise. It would have actually run. I'm guessing a photo session, staging each new pic.
 

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That's stupid even for the Japanese. And why h*ll would they need to pixelate her muffin? It's not real.:-?

Good choice of words! muffin..too funny. Why would they blur that but leave her nipples clear? I thought nipples were dirty too? I mean you see it on tv all the time. The entire breast hanging out is fine as long as the nipples are covered.
 
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who will watch over our Brothel then? We might have to recruit a weekend manager.

duuude yer never around except to collect the money.....Don't you even try your phone messages....i've been begging you for ointment...we're like up to our eyeballs in nazi weirdos looking for tortued goat screaming sex....I had one guy point a gun at me and demand all night sex with one goat....he had a box of viagra and i offered him vasoline and he just snickered at me and shoved a fistful of cnotes in me face......
I gotta get outta here man....
 

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Good choice of words! muffin..too funny. Why would they blur that but leave her nipples clear? I thought nipples were dirty too? I mean you see it on tv all the time. The entire breast hanging out is fine as long as the nipples are covered.

My daughter was mortified. I've never seen eyes roll back that far before. It was the best I could come up with.
They cover the nipples on TV because they are the working parts of the breasts.;-)
 

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Now how would you know that???? and are you waiting anxiously like me for them to redesign ken?

I was standing at a bus stop...years ago...80's late night catching the last bus to Meadovale mississuage...lil drunk ...very happy ....
So this mooch in the bus shelter bums a smoke off me...i had lotso time and offered him one..he starts in on the jesus routine with me....yer gonna love this one......

I start explaining how none of that has worked...you people have had 2000 years to get it right and what have you got...more war and greed ....He looks a tad put off... so i offer him the solution.....

Has anyone met you yet and told you of the Great Eating?
He looked a lil perplexed and said no...Oh so you don't know then..
Well we are eating our way to world peace ... There is a huge movement going on ...you either eat with us or be eaten....the guy is like bug eyed and scared cause i'm quite serious...ignoring his attempts to foil my seriousness with smerks....i go on....

You see there is this huge cannabil movement taking place..Have you ever eaten people? he shakes his head....Well if you do, there is this special bonding that occurs...the Great Master Eater who started it all in his great Wisdom found out about this and devised a plan to rid the world of the hatred and inhumanity to humanity we all are locked in...We are eating our way to world peace one human at a time....

you see you take someone you kill them and cook and satrt eating him...you take few people..the Non Eaters and offer them the cooked human along with the The Great Philosphy of the Great Eating and those that partake in the eating share in the bonding...Once you have eaten human with a group there is no bond like it on earth ..you would never think of harming another Eater and only wish good upon them.....

So all over the planet the Great Eating is taking place...one human at a time, untill all is left are The Eaters...You too will be aproached, i implore to drop this Jesus freak facade and Eat your way to the New World....

Of course we know that after a hundred years or so corruption will have set in due to the lack of Eating and the Second Great eating shall unfold ...


my bus came...i got on it and waved to a very much confussed homeless guy...

Doc, I love you. You are absolutely nuts and the world needs more like you. Gawd ... wonder what that guy told his friends??

Human Banquet?? Blech! That is just too strange ... it's gotta be a put up. Good find.
 
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I produced some candy, i forget and offered the guy one of them during the tale...he looked at it and wondered....i said we don't make candy outta people ...it's sacralige.....

i used similiar tales on dominion grocery people...constantly asking them if there were people in certain foods...expalining "Things I've heard"...

ahhhh god boredom..
 

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Cosmo - a walk on the beach gazing into the far off distance...filling your lungs with great virgin air which only grows in B.C.
 

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Hey Doc;

Member when we was watchin that Japanese porn?

They do the same stuff there.............."pixilate the muffin".......har har har........on video no less.

Then they show a couple guys beatin the crap out of some poor ol Japanese hooker............Which is worse????

Weird nation.

Toyota good. Toyota good.

(I was watching this video on trout fishing, and it suddenly turned into porn)....................what could I do??


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