Favorite quotes

[Sal]

knock knock

lmao

 

[Cliffy]

 

[gopher]

Age is an issue of mind over matter - if you don't mind it doesn't matter.

Mark Twain

 

[Blackleaf]

Karl Pilkington with his usual common sense

 

[gopher]

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.


Eleanor Roosevelt

 

[Twila]

Well you should never over look what it takes to set the fish on the hook - Long Beach Dub All Stars.

 

[Nuggler]

prize...lol

I love this quote and vino veritas' also...I love to test both...sleeping and drinking are okey dokey

Well, I woulda said Beero Veritas. Wine gives me a headache.;-)



"REligion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich..........Napoleon Bonaparte"l

 

[gopher]

“Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.”


--- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

It wasn't my fault.
--Janet Reno after Waco Texas

 

[gopher]

Aha! Now I know where Tony Blair got his inspiration when he said the other day that the violence in Iraq "wasn't my fault".

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

It wasn't my fault.
--Janet Reno after Waco Texas

Actually, she said she "took full responsibility," though apparently "full responsibility" these days means you don't even lose your job, much less get charged with a crime.

Nice lie, though. I'm sure all the dittoheads, Blaze readers, and teabaggers creamed their jeans.

 

[Twila]

Knowing how to think empowers you far beyond those who only know what to think - Neil deGrasse Tyson

 

[gopher]

Fart proudly!

- Ben Franklin

 

[spaminator]

Fart proudly!

- Ben Franklin

its a good thing that he didn't fart when the lightning struck. :shock:

 

[Blackleaf]

The gloriously un-PC musings of Mock the Week star Frankie Boyle:

 

[Ludlow]

~Show me the money~ Oral Roberts?

My mistake that was Cuba Gooding in the movie Jerry Maguire.

 

[SLM]

~Show me the money~ Oral Roberts?

My mistake that was Cuba Gooding in the movie Jerry Maguire.

I confuse those two all the time.

 

[gopher]

... actually it was the PTL Club ~ Pass the Loot

 

[Blackleaf]

SOME OF THE MOST SUBTLY INGENIOUS THINGS KARL PILKINGTON HAS EVER SAID

"It was the smallest thing I've ever seen, frog-wise... I thought it were a spider, but when I went to pick it up it ribbeted."

WHILST TRAVELLING TO THE PYRAMIDS....

 

[Blackleaf]

KARL PILKINGTON - THE MAN, THE MANC, THE GENIUS