Faux News Really Hates Superman

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Superman defends illegals against angry American

The Man of Steel has now become a propaganda tool for the defenders of illegal aliens.

In the most recent issue of Action Comics, Superman comes to the rescue of a group of illegal aliens -- under attack from a white guy wearing an American flag bandana and waving around a machine gun.

The man is reportedly infuriated because the illegal aliens took his job, Hollywood Reporter reports.

Superman swoops in and blocks the bullets meant for the illegals.

"Stop this!" Superman says.

"Why?!?" the American man replied. "They ruined me. Stole from me!"

Instead of rounding up the illegals and flying them back to where they came from, the Man of Steel snatches the white guy and with a menacing look snarls, "The only person responsible for the blackness smothering your soul -- is you."

Remember when Superman stood for truth, justice and the American way? Then again, Clark Kent is technically an illegal alien – a native of Krypton.

I reckon it's only a matter of time before DC Comics unleashes other superheroes in its corporate quest to defend the alien invaders.

Superman defends illegals against angry American | Fox News
 

Danbones

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Just like the news that trump made a deal with the demos ( Lie barrels jeez!)
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superman is a fake

he is the ultimate superman Hitler was all about
 

Danbones

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...you can read cartoons!
:)
well, that's a start!

or do you just know of them from the movies?
 

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I like how lefties are our moral superiors enforcing the fundamental morals of Christianity all while thinking they separated themselves from organized religion.
 

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I like how lefties are our moral superiors enforcing the fundamental morals of Christianity all while thinking they separated themselves from organized religion.


actually, it's holier-than-thou right wingers who are the Christian {sic} Pharisees


 

Danbones

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LOL, the Hegelian dialectic and the left right paradigm
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the cloak of profits all!

At one time jesus had the biggest stock and real estate portfolio in the world
then there was the vatican bank scandal...but I bet the above is still true
:)

Behold the biggest slave master of them all!
RICH JEST US
Now when you play with the letters, what does that spell?

...and there is MF admiring hitlery's genetic ideal - Superman!
Yup! you read that here.
 

petros

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actually, it's holier-than-thou right wingers who are the Christian {sic} Pharisees


Far from it. It's leftists spreading Christian morals and values but don't see it as such because they do it for power and self gratification rather than in the name of Religion.

Suckers!

Behold the biggest slave master of them all!
RICH JEST US
Now when you play with the letters, what does that spell?

Riches Juts
Riches Just
Chis Juster
Rec His Juts
Rec His Just
Rec Hiss Jut
Recs Hi Juts
Recs Hi Just
Recs His Jut
Cress Hi Jut
Chi Res Juts
Chi Res Just
Rich Jets Us
Rich Jest Us
Chis Re Juts
Chis Re Just
Chis Res Jut
Crush Jets I
Crush Jest I
Crush Jet Is
Such Jet Sri
Such Jet Sir
Sic Her Juts
Sic Her Just
Sic Hers Jut
Sic Jet Rush
Sics Her Jut
Curs Jets Hi
Curs Jest Hi
Curs Jet His
Cur Jests Hi
Cur Jets His
Cur Jest His
Cur Jet Hiss
 

Jinentonix

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Only a leftard would turn Superman into a criminal accomplice. I guess you morons are still having trouble with the definition of 'illegal'.
"I didn't rob that bank. It was an undocumented withdrawal."
"I don't do illegal drugs. I partake in irregular recreational activities."
"I'm not an illegal alien. I'm simply a constipated migrant with no ID."
 

gopher

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Far from it. It's leftists spreading Christian morals and values but don't see it as such because they do it for power and self gratification rather than in the name of Religion.

Suckers!



If that myth was true it would make these into "leftists":













Churches worldwide lose $50 billion per year to internal crime – more than what they spend on missionary work, according to a new report by the Center for the Study of Global Christianity at Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary.



https://www.revealnews.org/article/financial-fraud-at-churches-may-be-vastly-underreported/







It's the right that are the wrongsters.
 

Jinentonix

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Are you surprised?

Trumptards have always been leftards.
Leftist, nazi White supremacists? Man, the anti-Trump propaganda has got you so screwed up in the head you can't even make up your mind if he's a lefty or a righty. Did ya stop to think that maybe he's a centrist? Of course not that it would matter since anyone even remotely right of you on the political spectrum is a 'nazi'.
Seriously dude, just stfu already.