"Ebola patients are highly recommended to see a doctor instantly."
hmmm...
Me (infected with deadly Ebola): *ring ring*
Dr. Seuss (living a happy ebola-free life): "Hello, Dr. Seuss is loose office".
Me: "I have ebola and would like to make an appointment".
Doc: Hang dang-donglers on your bingle balls. *click*
Me: *ring ring*
Dr. Dre: "yo,yo, Dr. Dre's office".
Me: "I have ebola and would like to make an appointment".
Doc: "Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay, ebola's in the motherfukkin house". *click*
Me: *ring ring*
Dr. Pepper: "Hello, I'm a pepper he's a pepper she's a pepper..."
Me (trying to cut in): Hey, I have ebo- : *click*
hmmm...
Me (infected with deadly Ebola): *ring ring*
Dr. Seuss (living a happy ebola-free life): "Hello, Dr. Seuss is loose office".
Me: "I have ebola and would like to make an appointment".
Doc: Hang dang-donglers on your bingle balls. *click*
Me: *ring ring*
Dr. Dre: "yo,yo, Dr. Dre's office".
Me: "I have ebola and would like to make an appointment".
Doc: "Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay, ebola's in the motherfukkin house". *click*
Me: *ring ring*
Dr. Pepper: "Hello, I'm a pepper he's a pepper she's a pepper..."
Me (trying to cut in): Hey, I have ebo- : *click*