DG- For your Great Grandchildren and those others that still have their inner child
- Thread starter Goober
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I hunted down my inner child a long time ago and strangled him for screwing up most of my adult life - whiny little prick.
So nobody gets hurt? An argument could be made for savvy financial planning. Lol.
Something is wrong Norad . Santa should be just entering Germany now as most of Europe celebrates on Christmas eve and presents arrive around 1800hrs.
I always tell the little ones I'm building a Santa trap so I can make the old guy
make toys just for me and grandma tells them its not true. Actually from the
old radio days I wanted to put on a special Christmas Even where Santa's
Sleigh goes down reindeer and all but Grandma put that story on hold too.
So much for the mean inner child eh.
Oh and thanks Goober I can use this and yes I will be nice and
play if for them without any comments about terrorist threats to
Santa that's out too. Old guy can't have any fun hehehehe
make toys just for me and grandma tells them its not true. Actually from the
old radio days I wanted to put on a special Christmas Even where Santa's
Sleigh goes down reindeer and all but Grandma put that story on hold too.
So much for the mean inner child eh.
Oh and thanks Goober I can use this and yes I will be nice and
play if for them without any comments about terrorist threats to
Santa that's out too. Old guy can't have any fun hehehehe
Uhuh. And the Jew with the Puerto Rican name has been enjoying torrone, baccala, barolo over braised beef, pizzelles, etc. with the papa del decennio for a few hundred years now.
This would be the opening of my play Santa's Last Christmas.
Perhaps we could add to it through the day
NEWS FLASH
Here a an XYZ new bulletin
Santa Claus is Dead.
At 730pm local time reports of a sleigh falling out of the sky
came into news central
Our newsroom helicopter is on the way but initial footage
shows what appears to be a burning sleigh
still connected the harness and smoldering ruins of what appear
to be reigndeer
We will feature updates as they are available
now back to regular programing.
Perhaps we could add to it through the day
NEWS FLASH
Here a an XYZ new bulletin
Santa Claus is Dead.
At 730pm local time reports of a sleigh falling out of the sky
came into news central
Our newsroom helicopter is on the way but initial footage
shows what appears to be a burning sleigh
still connected the harness and smoldering ruins of what appear
to be reigndeer
We will feature updates as they are available
now back to regular programing.