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Spade

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Nov 18, 2008
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Ezra is not nearly as bold or insightful in Virginal.

"No, no! Go from me. I have left her lately.
I will not spoil my sheath with lesser brightness,
For my surrounding air hath a new lightness;"
 

Cliffy

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Nov 19, 2008
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I once sent him a message to explain that his translator turned his very important message into gibberish. I put it through a Chinese translator before I sent it to him. When he didn't respond I put the Chinese translation I had sent him through an English translator and it came back sounding like Cauchy.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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I once sent him a message to explain that his translator turned his very important message into gibberish. I put it through a Chinese translator before I sent it to him. When he didn't respond I put the Chinese translation I had sent him through an English translator and it came back sounding like Cauchy.

You mean my spirit guide to true enlightenment is really just a crappy version of Babelfish?

Well, that's disappointing.
 

Cliffy

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You mean my spirit guide to true enlightenment is really just a crappy version of Babelfish?

Well, that's disappointing.
I have this image of a wise old Buddhist monk that is sitting on top of a mountain. After decafes of contemplating his navel, someone gave him a cheap iPad knockoff and his is trying to send us his acquired knowledge of the meaning of life but we are too ignorant to receive it. Something tells me that it may take a few more centuries before we comprehend the importance of his discoveries.
 

EagleSmack

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You mean my spirit guide to true enlightenment is really just a crappy version of Babelfish?

Well, that's disappointing.

Hear Me! Pay thee no mind to that heathen spawn. You are on the path to Nirvana in Cauchy. Obstacles will be tothed into thee's path. Stay Gold.
 

Spade

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Nov 18, 2008
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Dear Cauchy3,

I believe illustrations would enhance your writing. If you were to include an ink-and-rice-paper drawing to follow each verse, your poetry would reach every clan (people not like otherwise same).

In this endeavour, I am willing to act as your artistic agent.

As always,
Spade
Aether Island
Ars Gratia Pecuniae

An addendum for Locutus and his admen:
Cauchy3 must be encouraged as he would attract another 1.3 billion CC followers.
 

Spade

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Most of us do, Cauchy, except those among the ruling elites who wish to retain power and privledge through duplicity. It is no different in the West than in China. Definitely, nothing to crow about.

Your brother,
Spade
 

Tecumsehsbones

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Most of us do, Cauchy, except those among the ruling elites who wish to retain power and privledge through duplicity. It is no different in the West than in China. Definitely, nothing to crow about.

Your brother,
Spade
Of course it's something to crow about, you grubby little 99-percenter. Cock-a-doodle-do.