Celebrity crush thread

[YoungJoonKim]

Is Pope John Paul II a celebrity?

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Is Pope John Paul II a celebrity?

nope .... he is dead and it's really hard to have sex with the corpse...
they feel it's not really the right thing to do ...they said i was missing the point.

 

[Cosmo]

Angelina Jolie ... pant, drool. She has got to be the most gorgeous woman ever.

And, believe it or not, Johnny Depp. Daaayyammm!!! I'd even do him! You gotta be gayer than spring not to look at him and think "yowza!"

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

ah there's hope i see....i knew it!!!!

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Would any chick really want to have a guy after you found out he put it into dead bodies...i mean this gives a whole new addage to the phrase"You have no idea where it's been have you?"

 

[Cosmo]

roflmao ... Doc, if ya look like Johnny, there is hope! And who cares where it's been if ya look like that! Ya can always warsh it off.

 

[eh1eh]

Nathalie Portman wants wants to drink and fight. She also wants to f**k all night. So she says here. I love Nathalie.:smile:

Nathalie Raps.

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

roflmao ... Doc, if ya look like Johnny, there is hope! And who cares where it's been if ya look like that! Ya can always warsh it off.

Here's johnny...oooops...puts it back in...i thought it was drafty!!!!


Note to forum guys....always beware of what a dyke a rooni o is gonno warsh it off with.....

lol cosmo...couldn't resist.....

the warsh it off had me in stitches....do you realize how many times in my life i have been asked to wash it first....

 

[Cosmo]

Scuse me ... gotta go stock up on the BAM! and ammonia ... bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Vereya]

And, believe it or not, Johnny Depp. Daaayyammm!!! I'd even do him! You gotta be gayer than spring not to look at him and think "yowza!"

Yes, Cosmo, I'm with you here!!! He's just a dream! An absolutely indecent, erotic dream ;-)

 

[Gemini911]

Yes, Cosmo, I'm with you here!!! He's just a dream! An absolutely indecent, erotic dream ;-)

I am with both of you too. Damn, Johnny is so HOT!!

 

[Unforgiven]

Does it have to be in Hollywood or can ya screw them anywhere? heh heh

 

[DurkaDurka]

I don't know about you guys and gals, but I would like to have my way with Rita McNeil.

Another dame I would have a go with is Bea Arthur... do some golden girls role playing. mmmm

 

[eh1eh]

Bea Arthur, ya he a good actor.

I'll just dream about Jodi. The lesbian thing doesn't matter either. Makes her hotter really.

 

[hermanntrude]

do mods count as celebrities?

 

[karrie]

Hermann, if you put Kreskin's name down, he might ban you. I'd tread lightly.

 

[karrie]

ya know, I'm seriously disappointed that more of you men haven't cast a vote for Julianne Moore. Am I the only one who finds her to be one of THE sexiest women in Hollywood? Jodi, I'll agree with, but she so much more cutesy.

 

[Tonington]

There are lots of attractive people in Hollywood. Jolie just oozes sexuality from every pore of her body, and I have a thing for Portman, not sure exatcly what it is, but damn! Moore is beautiful, no question about that.

 

[hermanntrude]

Hermann, if you put Kreskin's name down, he might ban you. I'd tread lightly.

ROFL how did you know???

 

[Tonington]

That's an interesting thought though. Women all the time can admit when another women is sexy, but men seem to have a problem with that. I say Pitt and Depp are both hunks of the highest caliber. If there were a movie of my life, I'd want Depp to play my part