Life for you is so simple, eh! Boring but simple. My god if I thought like you I would have to shoot myself. What do you do for fun? Scare little children with your doom and gloom? Oh ya! That is what people like you do.
Catholic End Time Prophecy
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Life for you is so simple, eh! Boring but simple. My god if I thought like you I would have to shoot myself. What do you do for fun? Scare little children with your doom and gloom? Oh ya! That is what people like you do.
You are offering me something I already have. Just because you don't think so, doesn't mean anything. There is no way for you to know the arrangements I have with my creator.
Judge not lest ye shall be judged!
With a sense of humour like yours you should be posting on the Zombie Flu thread.
If you are not born again, you do not have eternal life.
Jesus said..."Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."
Jesus said..."Except a man be born of water and of the SPIRIT, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God...Marvel not that I said unto thee, YE MUST BE BORN AGAIN." John 3:3-7.
If you do not believe Jesus, who do you believe?
Jesus said..."Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."
Jesus said..."Except a man be born of water and of the SPIRIT, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God...Marvel not that I said unto thee, YE MUST BE BORN AGAIN." John 3:3-7.
If you do not believe Jesus, who do you believe?
Robin Williams, George Carlin and Eric Idle. God loves laughter. To become enlightened is to lighten up. You can never get there by being serious, so I guess you ain't goin' nowhere.
I didn't hear anyone named Jesus giving me a choice. I'm not old enough for him to have talked to me, for one thing. I think you're lying.
44 failed end time prophecies Tip of the iceberg. You can see why nobody puts dates on these things anymore, they just say "soon," or "any time now..." or something equally vague. First rule of successful BS: never provide enough detail that you can be pinned down.
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I predict that there will be no end to this kind of prophecy and that the world will end when it is damn well ready.
I read where Canada only has 8 commandments - neighbour has nothing to covet or steal anymore????
