Delicious Recipes for Cooking the Rich After the Imminent Class War
“When the people have nothing to eat, they shall eat the rich.” 
 With rising income disparity,  stagnant wages, high credit card interest rates, and an increase in  automation, it’s getting harder and harder to keep your refrigerator  full these days. What might happen if there were no more Top Ramen or  toasted American cheese sandwiches to get you through a hard month? 
  
As a former Boy Scout, I  believe in being thoroughly prepared for any eventuality. Never having  personally engaged in cannibalism, it occurred to me that The Rich might  not agree with my stomach, and may need special preparation before they  can be eaten. 
 To set myself (and you!) up for  success when we rise to behead our overlords, I’ve compiled five easy  recipes – each of which can be easily adapted to non-human meat in the  event that a class war apocalypse does not occur:
Stockbroker Gumbo
	
	
	
		
		
		
			
		
		
	
	
Preparation:
 Like the stockbroker’s former  profession, the preparation of this dish is deceptively simple, except  the results taste much better than a housing market bubble. Dip the meat  in flour, evenly coating all sides and set the excess flour aside. Heat  the butter and oil in a large pot until it is sizzling. Add the garlic  and onion first. Once they are browned add the meat, sausage, and shrimp  and brown them. Add the rest of the vegetables and cook until they are  soft. Add the rest of the ingredients and season to taste. Allow to  simmer on a low to medium heat for no less than an hour, adding flour  periodically to thicken the sauce. This dish is perfect for a cold night  and is best served with biscuits.
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